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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by SlappinDaBass, Jul 13, 2001.


  1. SlappinDaBass

    SlappinDaBass

    Mar 29, 2001
    What's the difference between a bass and a tuna fish??
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    You can tune a bass but you cannot tune-a-fish!

    I crack myself up.
     
  2. You and you alone, buddy.
     
  3. BigJH

    BigJH

    Jan 20, 2001
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    That was the corniest thing I have heard. That might be funny to like second graders man! That was bad :rolleyes:
     
  4. ummm.... i thought that particular joke involved a piano?
     
  5. dawgawd

    dawgawd

    Mar 23, 2000
    Maine
    Perhaps you have been trying the wrong kind of fish.

    by the way, how dare you assume that I can tune a bass.
     
  6. Ahh animals. first we have chickens, then my lame attempt to get more people on the camel band wagon..... now FISH!

    Ahh the things we do, least its fish and not hair styles (ahem mullets)

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  7. Q:What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

    A:"Dam!"


    Get it?! :p


    I know it has nothing to do with the conversation, but it seemed like a good idea! :p
     
  8. Ah yes...but the bass is a fish, as well. So therefore, saying that you can tune a bass but not a fish would be pretty hypocritical. ;)

    Of course, if you're talking about a bass guitar or an acoustic bass or some other bass instrument of some sort, then you are correct. :D

    So the moral of the story is...
    Be clear about what you say. ;)
     
  9. notduane

    notduane

    Nov 24, 2000
    Location
    What's the deal with you and the noble humpty-back (aka Perl icon) ? :D
    1. They're nature's perfect pack aminal?
    2. Their toes (and lips) look like...sumpin' ?
    3. You're chompin' at the bit to tell that "driver's ed" joke?
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      Every time you mention those stubborn, spittin' critters, I think of
      that cheesy 70's comedy Hawmps! :p
     


    1. YES! hehehee I mean they look sooo stoopid. I think who ever created us was blind drunk on the day Drummers and camels were thought up.

      Drivers ed joke? nup doesn't ring a bell. Speaking of driving and camels, a guy a few years back got pulled over by an outback cop for drinking and riding a camel dangerously. :p

      ahh Hawmps never seen it, looks stupid, thats me!

      Merls