Fun things to do when you're OLD

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bassteban, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. You kids might think getting old sucks. Well, it does- it really does- but it has it's benefits. Here are a few pleasant activities for you to look forward to...
    1. Making it to the bathroom in time
    2. Knowing it(getting old and crusty)happens to most everyone
    3. Not caring on a much greater level than ever before

    Fellow oldsters, please feel free to add!
  2. die.
  3. Alright, Mr Sunshine
  4. Oneirogenic


    Nov 10, 2009
    I hear prostate exams are fun.
  5. Uncle K

    Uncle K The custodian is your enemy Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    4. Bragging about how much snow there was when you had to walk to school
    5. Yelling at kids that walk on your lawn, and letting them know that you know that they're trying to steal your apples.
    6. Chewing with your mouth open.
    7. Senior discounts- because you can remember when coffee cost a nickel.
  6. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    8) farting. Before it just used to be for fun, now I take my (f)artistry quite seriously.
  7. Uncle K

    Uncle K The custodian is your enemy Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    Don't forget that when you're in a nursing home then you can slap every hot, young nurse on the butt......Hey, you're old and don't know any better (hehe).
  8. Richland123


    Apr 17, 2009
    Start a collection of the neighbor kids toys that end up in your yard.
  9. nortonrider


    Nov 20, 2007
    Drive around with your blinker on.
  10. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♪ Just listen ♫ Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2006
    Tulsa, OK
    If you find any nursing homes that actually have hot, young nurses, let me know. The few times I've been to assisted living facilities, the nurses I saw were far from attractive. :eek:
  11. 1958Bassman


    Oct 20, 2007
    I hear there's a lot of boinking going on in retirement communities and STDs are a big problem. Seriously.
  12. Jools4001

    Jools4001 Supporting Member

    Depends how old you are. There comes a point where you can't trust that it will just be a fart
  13. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    Truth. Also check out the deed restricted 55+ communities - there's one here in Florida that's rumored to have the highest rate of STDs in the nation.
  14. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
  15. bassbully

    bassbully Endorsed by The PHALEX CORN BASS..mmm...corn!

    Sep 7, 2006
    Blimp City USA
    Counting how many times my joints crack is a hoot :D
  16. HaMMerHeD


    May 20, 2005
    Norman, OK, USA
    Of all the things elderly people do, I think I envy their narcolepsy most.

    They seem to be able to fall asleep in just about any environment. I have a very hard time falling asleep, and naps used to be one of my favorite daytime activities.
  17. Biggbass


    Dec 14, 2011
    Planet Earth
    acquire all the cool gear you wish you could have had when you were young!
  18. Take naps in the afternoon.
    Watch political talk shows on TV and yell at them.
    Heat your swimming pool to 80 degrees.
  19. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I know a hot young nurse who works in assisted living homes.
  20. Baer


    Jul 8, 2008
    - Repeat things you just said a minute ago.
    - Repeat things you've previously said.