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Funniest name for a band

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Machaut, Oct 20, 2003.


  1. Anyone heard of any funny band names?

    An old friend of mine is in a band called "Liquor Box"

    I busted a gut when I heard that one.
     
  2. adam on bass

    adam on bass Supporting Member

    Feb 4, 2002
    New Braunfels, Texas
    Endorsing Artist: Spector, GK, EMG and D'Addario
    Firkinah Souls

    Say it a couple of times.
     
  3. Prahainspring

    Prahainspring

    Oct 22, 2002
    New Jersey
    Electric Sheep. I found that one of the funniest band names ever.
     
  4. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    i know a couple of bands... "6 Foot Smurf" & "Pretzle Helmet"
     
  5. Nails

    Nails

    Jun 4, 2000
    Austin, Tejas
    Tall, Dark, and Lonesome.
     
  6. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    When I heard the name "Candlebox". It made me think, why not "Catbox"?
     
  7. WOOFMAN

    WOOFMAN

    Mar 12, 2003
    USA, PNW
    TWISTED SISTER?
     
  8. unharmed

    unharmed Iron Fishes

    May 19, 2003
    London, England
    Frocolate Chog
     
  9. GWAR

    Rubber City Rebels
     
  10. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
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    I had a band called "Fudge Bucket"

    And there is a band called "The Sweatpant Boners"
     
  11. Some of my past band names...
    Flat Out Liars
    Mother Funkers
    Funkin' Ugly
    Blonde Real Estate
    Schizophonics

    A buddy of mine was in a country band called the Co-Texans

    There is a band in town called
    Johnny Cougar Concentration Camp

    Another is The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash

    Peace
     
  12. Rope

    Rope

    May 27, 2003
    Essexville, MI
    Saw this posted on another site:

    Before Starting A Rock Band. . .

    You should know that the following names are taken:

    [ a ]
    Albino Toilet Boys
    Alcoholocaust
    Alcoholics Unanimous
    Apocalypse Hoboken
    Armageddon Dildos

    [ b ]
    Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
    The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
    Band Over
    Band That Shot Liberty Valence
    Barbara's Bush
    Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
    The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
    The Boxing Ghandis
    Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
    Breakfast in Beirut
    Bulimia Banquet
    Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

    [ c ]
    Caltransvestites
    Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
    Carnage Asada
    Cindy Brady's Lisp
    Cortizone 5
    Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death

    [ d ]
    The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
    The Dead Sea Squirrels
    The Dead Kennedys
    The Dick Clarks
    The Dick Nixons
    Dicky Retardo
    Drunks With Guns

    [ e ]
    e. coli
    Edith Head
    Electric Prostates
    Elvis Hitler
    Ethyl Merman

    [ f ]
    Fearless Iranians From Hell
    Fields of ****
    '57 Lesbian
    The 4-Skins
    Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
    The French are from Hell
    Fromage d'Amour

    [ g ]
    Gefilte Joe and the Fish
    Gonoreagan

    [ h ]
    Headless Marines
    Hell Camino
    Herpes Cineplex
    Hindu Garage Sale
    Hitler's Bikini
    HIV and the Positives
    Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
    Hornets Attack Victor Mature

    [ i ]
    Impaled Nazarenes
    Inhale Mary

    [ j ]
    Janitors Against Apartheid
    Jehovah's Waitresses
    Jehovah's Wetness
    Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
    Jesus Christ Super Fly
    Jesus Chrysler Supercar
    Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
    JFKFC
    Jonestown Punch

    [ k ]
    Kathleen Turner Overdrive
    Kerrigan's Knees

    [ l ]
    Lack of Afro
    Lawn Piranhas
    The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
    Lee Harvey Keitel
    Lesbian Ninjas
    Louder Than God

    [ m ]
    Mao Tse Helen
    Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
    Max Roach and the Holders
    Minnie Pearl's Jam
    Mr. Happy and the Genocides
    Mussolini Headkick
    My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

    [ n ]
    Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
    Nervous Christians and the Lions
    Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
    Not Drowning, Waving

    [ p ]
    Pabst Smear
    Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
    Penis DeMilo
    Pepto Dismal
    Phenobarbidols
    Phlegm Fatale
    Poultry in Motion
    Pretentious Flamedogs
    The Pro-Midget Mafia
    Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
    Psycho Sluts from Hell
    Pungent Frustration
    Purple Headed Love Warriors

    [ r ]
    Raging Pimps of Doom
    Rectal Nightmare
    Reluctant Stereotypes
    Reserectum
    Results of Inbreeding
    Retarted Elf
    Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

    [ q ]
    Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

    [ s ]
    Sandy Duncan's Eye
    Screaming Headless Torsos
    Screaming Iguanas of Love
    Screaming Moist Accountants
    Septic Death
    Seven Year Bitch
    The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
    Shirley Temple of Doom
    Shirley Temple Pilots
    Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
    Skeptic Tank
    Smegma & the Nuns
    Smorgasborgnine
    Solosex
    The Sound of Munich
    Spastic Colon
    The Sphinctones
    Stiff Richards
    Stukas Over Bedrock
    Swingin' Johnsons

    [ t ]
    Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
    The Telephony Bandits of Doom
    Temporary Darkening of the Stool
    Testostertones
    The Texas Nazis
    Thank God We're Immortal
    They Tried To Frame OJ
    To Live and Shave in LA
    Toxic Shock and the Tampons
    Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
    Tragic Mulatto
    Transsexual Hitler
    Trotsky Icepick

    [ u ]
    Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
    Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

    [ v ]
    Vaginal Davis
    The Velcro Pygmies
    Vic Morrow's Head

    [ w ]
    The Well Hungarians
    Willie Nelson Mandela

    [ y ]
    Yoko Homo

    [ z ]
    Zip Code Rapists
    Zombies Under Stress
    Zulu Leprechauns
     
  13. SHORTY AND THE DISSAPOINTMENTS


    SPECIAL ED AND THE SHORT-BUS BAND
     
  14. arose11

    arose11

    Sep 30, 2002
    Kalamazoo, MI
    i have a guitar friend who thinks pregnant would be funny.

    "hey, were pregnant" he thought that was hillarious...

    tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this isn't funny.:rolleyes: :D
     
  15. THE FOUR SKINS
     
  16. "Qui;xcase"

    And pronounce it "Spoon"
     
  17. Mud Flaps

    Mud Flaps

    Feb 3, 2003
    Norton, MA
    The Whom
     
  18. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ

    :D :D
     
  19. I always thought "Chocolate Bunnies from Hell" was kinda funny.We almost named our current band "12 Inch Fishstick" but we settled on Mr. Potatohead.Why?People never forget that name.:D
     
  20. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    I was in a band called "Family-Style Dinners" in high school. Our most memorable gig was playing for a handicapped school. We opened with Devo's "Mongoloid." I still cringe over that one.