Funniest Quote Ever In Rock

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by JWC, Apr 30, 2001.

  1. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
  2. SlappinDaBass


    Mar 29, 2001
    Do NOT take the brown acid!
  3. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    I think all the Woodstock quotes are ridiculously humorous

    "i was rappin' to the fuzz....can you dig that"

    i like the brekafast in bed comment too
  4. Reid


    Aug 25, 2000
    Oakville, Ontario
    it goes up to 11
  5. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Well...mines a bit more serious:

    Billy Joel, on Rock 'n Roll (Elvis)- "They (parents) thought that we would see those hips, and listen to that music, and become really wild and promiscuous...and they were right!"
  6. Can I ask a relevant question at this juncture ?.......Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow ?
  7. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Well, Heck, Spinal Tap IS one big quote...
  8. mchildree

    mchildree Supporting Member

    Sep 4, 2000
    Zappa was full of them:

    "Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read..."

    "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture"

    I could go on and on....
  9. I thought Eno said that.
  10. TCollins


    Apr 4, 2000
    Stuttering John (from Howard Stern)asked Ringo Starr, "What d-d-did you d-d-do w-w-w-with the Ma-ma-money?" Ringo replied, "What money?" S. John
    answered..."The money your mother gave you for singing lessons!" :)
  11. duff_hodges


    May 15, 2000
    Suffolk, UK
    "Colonel Sanders kills millions of chickens every year so why do I get all the abuse for killing one!!!" Ozzy Osbourne
  12. oddentity

    oddentity Supporting Member

    Nov 20, 2000
    And I've heard it was Elvis Costello!
  13. qoutes are great zappa and ozzy are full of them!! i'm not gonna contribute, so i dont know why i posted, just to say i love qoutes! :) ha i'm mental

    OH WAIT! i will contribute kinda, on waynes world2 anything in that is qoute there we were in sri lanka....
  14. doom32x


    Apr 10, 2000
    Kirk Hammett "I didn't snort it, I just sniffed it."

    James Hetfield "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's fun and games you can't see."
  15. Well, it's not Rock (or even music), but the Welsh footballer (that's the sport where you use your feet, not the weird American one where you throw it) once said "It's like playing in a different country"...about playing in Italy!

    Also, I like Dan Quayle's one:

    "The republican party has been accused of turning it's back on the poor. It's the other way around - they never vote for us"!!
  17. *ToNeS*


    Jan 12, 2001
    Sydney AU
    hehe Pete Townshend responding to the question, "Now Pete, what were you attempting to do with the new album?"

    "I wanted to make it f*cken loud !"

    ah yeah. rock. :D
  18. How the hell did I manage to quote myself up there??! Duh!
  19. This isn't verbatim but when Dave Mustaine was talking about Metallica's early days, he said something like:

    "All the other bands wanted to just get laid, we wanted to rule the world."