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funniest spam mail subject lines.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by WickedPissah, Sep 25, 2008.


  1. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    i'll start

    "Girls will call you Largissimo"
     
  2. anyonefortennis

    anyonefortennis Supporting Member

    Jun 28, 2005
    Lincoln, NE
    "Looking to solve male, financial, and family problems?"

    These guy aims at everything! - Maybe he will give you a pill that makes you rich AND makes your ding dong bigger.
     
  3. "Take care of your hemmhoroids(sp?) once and for all!"

    "Sick and tired of sore nipples?"
     
  4. Man, i never get funny spam titles like that, the funniest I've got in my unwanted mailbox is: "For sure, you will feel more pleasure after of a short course of enhancing."
     
  5. sarcastro83

    sarcastro83

    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    "Boost a growth of your intimate part!"

    "Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure!"

    Those are from today... I'm sure there will be funnier ones in the future.
     
  6. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    "Even your doctor gets medicaments from us"

    Medicaments?? Yeah, I gotta get me some of that!
     
  7. I can't even read spam mail subject lines. I'm surprised if I see 2 consecutive words spelled correctly.
     
  8. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 19, 2007
    Chicago
    "Vitamins for your man rod!"
     
  9. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    It's french, I think.

    "Me-deek-a-monts"
     
  10. Happynoj

    Happynoj

    Dec 5, 2006
    UK
    I like turtles.
    "You willknow the pharaon's secret of male enhancing."

    "Wish you act like Herculesus in bed?"

    "Your holiday would not be full without good se.>.<"

    "Safe cure without a doctor."

    "Is your intimate life buried beneath time gone by, old feelings, or even age?"
     
  11. yup french it is

    it means drugs
     
  12. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    "Be able to perform any, even the most dirty intimate fantasies!"
     
  13. Happynoj

    Happynoj

    Dec 5, 2006
    UK
    I like turtles.
    The only vaguely amusing one today:

    "Best prices for best intimate living."
     
  14. Grizzly700

    Grizzly700

    Mar 18, 2008
    Maryville, TN
    LOL today i got "CLICK FOR FREE COLON CLEANING"
     
  15. Yvarg

    Yvarg Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 10, 2007
    Irvine, CA
    Wow, a combination of Hercules AND Jesus! i have to get ahold of that stuff! ;)
     
  16. "Hand washing - The dirty truth"

    "FW: MY FIRST TIME!"

    "Sex and Aging, are women in for a surprise?"

    "Do you recognize these baby rashes?"



    All of these compliments of my mom's never checked email.
     
  17. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    Does anyone else think that Cialis soft tabs are contradictory??
     
  18. Grizzly700

    Grizzly700

    Mar 18, 2008
    Maryville, TN
    *sigh* I couldn't resist and I clicked on it. I crapped my pants.
     
  19. WickedPissah

    WickedPissah

    Jan 22, 2008
    Boston
    damn, never thought of that!
     
  20. Croox

    Croox

    Sep 16, 2007
    South Side Chicago
    Free Butt Porn

    I don't know why, but when I saw it I couldn't stop laughing. maybe because I pictured Butts having sex with other butts. :D
     

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