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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by WickedPissah, Sep 25, 2008.
"Girls will call you Largissimo"
"Looking to solve male, financial, and family problems?"
These guy aims at everything! - Maybe he will give you a pill that makes you rich AND makes your ding dong bigger.
"Take care of your hemmhoroids(sp?) once and for all!"
"Sick and tired of sore nipples?"
Man, i never get funny spam titles like that, the funniest I've got in my unwanted mailbox is: "For sure, you will feel more pleasure after of a short course of enhancing."
"Boost a growth of your intimate part!"
"Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure!"
Those are from today... I'm sure there will be funnier ones in the future.
"Even your doctor gets medicaments from us"
Medicaments?? Yeah, I gotta get me some of that!
I can't even read spam mail subject lines. I'm surprised if I see 2 consecutive words spelled correctly.
"Vitamins for your man rod!"
It's french, I think.
"You willknow the pharaon's secret of male enhancing."
"Wish you act like Herculesus in bed?"
"Your holiday would not be full without good se.>.<"
"Safe cure without a doctor."
"Is your intimate life buried beneath time gone by, old feelings, or even age?"
yup french it is
it means drugs
"Be able to perform any, even the most dirty intimate fantasies!"
The only vaguely amusing one today:
"Best prices for best intimate living."
LOL today i got "CLICK FOR FREE COLON CLEANING"
Wow, a combination of Hercules AND Jesus! i have to get ahold of that stuff!
"Hand washing - The dirty truth"
"FW: MY FIRST TIME!"
"Sex and Aging, are women in for a surprise?"
"Do you recognize these baby rashes?"
All of these compliments of my mom's never checked email.
Does anyone else think that Cialis soft tabs are contradictory??
*sigh* I couldn't resist and I clicked on it. I crapped my pants.
damn, never thought of that!
Free Butt Porn
I don't know why, but when I saw it I couldn't stop laughing. maybe because I pictured Butts having sex with other butts.