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Funny bass picture

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by MKT711, Feb 22, 2008.


  1. MKT711

    MKT711

    Jan 21, 2006
    2284311038_bca7ae9e02.

    I happened across this at heybassguy.blogspot.com I dunno I thought it was wicked funny.
     
  2. cloren

    cloren

    Nov 15, 2007
    san francisco
    the only thing funnier would be if the camera scrolled and up and revealed that it was actually a dude holding the bass
     
  3. TrevorOfDoom

    TrevorOfDoom Supporting Member

    Jun 17, 2007
    Austin, TX
    no, that's about right. i read the caption, then scanned the pic hard to see what it was, only to realize there's a half-naked (what i'm assuming is a) girl holding it. "huh. how'd that get there?"
     
  4. DRay521

    DRay521

    Aug 2, 2007
    Tuscaloosa, AL
    first thing i noticed was the girl with the TREBLE CLEF TATTOO holding a bass.............:confused:
     
  5. TrevorOfDoom

    TrevorOfDoom Supporting Member

    Jun 17, 2007
    Austin, TX
    :eek:
    where's the blushing emoticon? i'm embarrased i didn't notice that myself.

    oh wait.... she's holding a P-Bass!!
     
  6. MKT711

    MKT711

    Jan 21, 2006
    You guys should check out the blog, its actually pretty cool. I think he posts daily
     
  7. boy am I glad I spotted the guitar ** AFTER ** studying the Treble Clef
     
  8. southshoreconor

    southshoreconor

    Oct 30, 2007
    The Road
    Endorsing Artist: Fender Musical Instruments, SIT strings
    my first thought was "no, that's a squier"
     
  9. Who cares whether it's a Squire or a real Fender, it has a fine paint job!
     
  10. Inflin

    Inflin

    Apr 30, 2007
    Newcastle, UK/Currently London
    Affiliated with Genelec, Avalon Design.
    Yeah, I thought the paint was too candy apple red and laquer-looking to be vintage anything.

    Oh, and what girl?!

    :help:
     
  11. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    The first thing I looked at was the grain(or lack of) on the fretboard.
     
  12. Valerus

    Valerus

    Aug 4, 2005
    Austin, Texas
    haha
     
  13. VisualShock

    VisualShock

    Feb 19, 2008
    North Wales
    See, now my question to TalkBass is a simple one, and it is this.

    Which one would you choose, Bass or Girl?
     
  14. CapnSev

    CapnSev

    Aug 19, 2006
    Coeur d'Alene
    The bass of course. Who knows what kind of face is looming above that waistline?
     
  15. Valerus

    Valerus

    Aug 4, 2005
    Austin, Texas
    I do, actually.

    ugly-girl.
     
  16. I'd be careful if you choose the girl. I was there when the photo was taken and trust me you don't want to upset her boyfriend who took the picture.;)
     
  17. speedkills

    speedkills

    Jan 10, 2008
    California
    SO many things wrong with this pic...

    Definitely a Squier, not a Fender. Notice the single ply pickguard. And the white felt under the strap button.
    And a TREBLE clef tattoo??

    We don't need no stinking treble!!

    EDIT - - for extra points for the matching belly jewelry.
     
  18. peaveyuser

    peaveyuser Banned

    Oct 18, 2006
    Montreal,Canada
    You guys are too uptight about the bass.

    Concentrate on the girl, who cares if thats a treble clef, the fact that she's half nude makes it forgivable :D
     
  19. That's not a Vintage 70's P bass!
     
  20. My first reaction was "Of course that's not a '70s P-bass. Why are they making such a big deal about it?"

    My second reaction was "Oh, a generic 'hot' girl with a poorly done, cliche tattoo is holding the bass. Why are they making a big deal about it?"
     

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