Funny bass related conversation with girlfriend

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by tplyons, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Girlfriend: bass talk is so sexy
    Leucht87: ?
    Girlfriend: ya know how foreign languages can be sexy?
    Leucht87: yeah
    Girlfriend: doesn't even matter what the person is saying, you can't understand it anyway
    Girlfriend: makes 'em sound exotic and sexy
    Leucht87: haha
    Girlfriend: well, to me, bass talk is a foreign language so there ya go.
    Leucht87: haha
    Leucht87: bartolini my love
    Girlfriend: oooh don't stop!

    Wierd, or what? I think she'd be unable to control herself if she came by this forum. LOL
  2. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    I've never seen anyone turned on by the word Dimarzio.

    But now, I think I'm in love. LOL
  3. PunkerTrav


    Jul 18, 2001
    Canada & USA
    You, my friend, have found the happy place. Welcome.
  4. Wow if all girls had a "bass fetish" i think i'd truly be a pimp.
  5. Oh, Tish...


    ... that's Bass!
  6. That's really funny man. She's a keeper.
  7. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    She likes to hear you talk about bass, but how is she going to feel when you drop a couple grand on some gear?? :D

  8. tifa

    tifa Padawan Bassist

    Mar 8, 2005
    Blackburn, UK
    He'll just have to make sure he tells her in a smoove sexy voice......

    Get your Barry White on tpylons!

    'hey baby, check out my new......'
  9. msquared


    Sep 19, 2004
    Kansas City
    Conversation with my wife...

    me: I just bought another amp...
    wife: What the f***!?
  10. Yeah.

    GF: Whatcha doin?
    ME: Looking at this bass
    GF: You're not going to spend more money are you?
    ME: Ummmm.... welll yeah. It's my money.
    GF: When are you going to start saving money?
    ME: That's what the 401K is for. D@mn girl.

    OK. Maybe not but you get the idea.
  11. Ummmm Does she have a sister?
  12. Jonki

    Jonki I will not slap my Bee!

    Oct 14, 2003
    Arendal, Norway

    Bartolini is the pimp-o-pickup! :D
  13. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Yes. She's manly if you're into that. LOL.
  14. :D

    Raul Julia pwns.
  15. Kelly Lee

    Kelly Lee Yeah, I'm a guy! Supporting Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Marana, AZ, USA
    Yep, I have had that conversation!
  16. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    "Babe, will you oil up the neck, and put the protective rubber on the ol' Ampeg?"

  17. LOL! That ain't right! :ninja:
  18. gilbert46


    Sep 21, 2004
    Sacramento, CA

    isnt that the truth. I just get the gear and take it straight to the rehersal space, and she never knows until she see's it at a show. Its easy to blow it off then "i got the months ago, dont you remember?"
  19. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Lucky for me she wants to learn to play bass, so I gave her my old ABG with a twisted neck (first 12 frets are perfectly playable) but I like to go higher. She's happy and I'm happy, and she doesn't complain when I buy more. Just when we go into NYC we argue over which music stores to go into. She wants the Sam Ash with all the sheet music (she's a musical theater person) and I like the guitars at Sam Ash and Manny's.