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Funny Joke about G Dubya

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by VoodooChile, Jun 19, 2001.


  1. hope this dosen't offend anyone

    The (G. Dubya) Bush Years

    Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
    "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will
    lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels,
    sit on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised
    Land!"

    Now, G. Dubya Bush wants to steal your shovels, kick your asses,
    raise the price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.

    G. Dubya also wants to change the Republican Party emblem from an
    elephant to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a
    bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of
    security while one is being screwed.
     
  2. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    and this has what to do with basses again? give me a clue, i'm dense sometimes.
     
  3. sorry about that i meant to put it in the off topic section
     
  4. JT, those kinda comments have me rollin for hours man.
     
  5. Deynn

    Deynn Moderator Emeritus

    Aug 9, 2000
    Iowa
    and...POOF!!!....so shall it be! :)
     
  6. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    and then andre agassi, with the agility of a gazelle avoiding a horny cheetah, smacks the thread with a wicked backhand and sends it sailing over to bass humor[bg]

    the crowd goes wild, and you know why? cheetahs never prosper - especially horny ones. :D
     
  7. Jeez.... someone should attach a homing device to this one, just to make it easier to follow.
     
  8. alx564

    alx564

    Jul 31, 2000
    Emmaus, PA
    Oh (crying). Its so beautiful.

    Nicely put JT.
     
  9. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    thank you, thank you, i'll be here til thursday. :D
     
  10. Now I gotta clean black cherry soda off my moniter, thanks a who lot JT :D
     
  11. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Commercial User

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    Boom Bass Cabinets, DR strings
    That why I always drink monitor-colored beverages.
     
  12. alx564

    alx564

    Jul 31, 2000
    Emmaus, PA
    Hey,

    If you like George Dubya then you might want to check out George W. Bushisms. Its a book that is full of stupid things he has said. I love it.
     
  13. furtim

    furtim

    Dec 12, 1999
    Boston, MA, USA
    Damn you, jt. Do you memorise these things, or what?
     
  14. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    exactly what monitor coloured beverages are you talking about? I've never found such a liquid, but I want to...
     
  15. JT you are my new idol. Will you mentor me?:D
     
  16. BASS_PLAYERS

    BASS_PLAYERS

    Mar 3, 2001
    Ada, Ok
    *laughing VERY hard* air.......need......air......must ......stop....laughing..
    *gasp*
     
  17. star

    star

    Jul 11, 2001
    Scottsboro, AL . USA
    That was pretty clever I must say.......(laughing my ass off....)
     
  18. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    in the spirit of everything bush-y:

    raise your right hand....no, actually, put your hand over your heart...
     
  19. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    learn humor you must, and 7 strings you need.
     
  20. Sprite and 7up are good, they just leave a sticky residue and attract bugs.