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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Tyler_The_Hate, Oct 24, 2005.

  1. Good stuff!
  2. Murf


    Mar 28, 2001
    "A couple, who's relationship was on the rocks, went to a marriage counselor who could not get them to discuss anything. The communication block was so heavy that nothing he suggested could make them open up and talk.

    Finally after several sessions of non-communication, the counselor stands up, walks to the corner of the room and produces a bass guitar. He brings it to the couple, plugs it into a small practice amp and begins to play fervently. Gradually their barriers break down and they begin to discuss their problems and little things that always bothered them that they never felt encouraged to bring up before.

    At the end of the session, they were smiling and laughing just like old times. They paid their bill and before leaving, the couple asked the counselor, "What did you do? How did that song help make everything work out?"

    He answered simply, "Everybody talks during the bass solo."