This thread is about funny news you find on the internet. Such as: Doctor performs unwanted oral sex during exam Associated Press Dec. 10, 2004 10:14 AM NEW YORK - A Bronx doctor who began performing oral sex on a patient while examining his genitals, pleaded guilty Thursday to sexual misconduct, prosecutors said. As part of a plea agreement, Brian Shaw, 42, of Wilton, Conn., will be sentenced to six years probation and is required to register as a sex offender, said Bronx District Attorney Robert Johnson. Sentencing was set for Feb. 2, 2005. Shaw also surrendered his medical license to the New York State Health Department. advertisement The patient, a 49-year-old truck driver, had gone to the Throggs Neck Urgent Medical Care facility on Dec. 9, 2003, because of a rash on his chest and legs. During the examination, Shaw began to examine the man's testicles and then performed oral sex on him against his will, Johnson said. Shaw, a 1993 graduate of Eastern Virginia Medical School, was acquitted of a similar crime in 2002. This aught to be fun.