i play occasionally bass in the church youth group where i participate "churching at" . anyway this old friend of mine named jacob and this idiot named kevin who used to play bass.. came up to me. Jacob was like "Hey kevin do you think Nick could play Certian shades of Green by Incubus" and Kevin is like "No way man thats a hard song.. i bet he couldn't" .. I shrugged it off.. i mean no offence to dirk lance hes good its just not my style . I dont find his playing very interesting IMO. anyway I just got done playing the opening to classical thump by wooten.. lol (i can only play the first couple seconds). anyway jacobs like "yeah that incubus song is hard" and im like "okay". So i told jacob, "its prolly not that bad i play some jazz and some funk but alot of like primus and tool and stuff ya know". Jacob replys "yeah i know but this is harder than any primus song. Les claypool even said he needed tabs to learn how to play it." Im like "jacob your full of crap just get out of my face you F***tard" cant say that in church but oh well gotta be honest; i do have a language problem. So I just walked around and talked to him a little bit longer hes like "Ya know this isn't any of that jazz crap you listen to like that jaco guy" (he pronounced it wrong) and kevin is like "yeah this is hard wiggity wiggity slapping and popping stuff" I punched both of those fat little F***s in the face.. anyway thats my story the moral of this story is.. If you diss jaco or wooten.. I kick yer arsse!