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GAH! It's true! Unicorns break up!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Against Will, Feb 14, 2005.

  1. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    :( :spit:

  2. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Wow, I'm pretty sure every band mentioned on my "Quirky Rock" thread will disband. First McKlusky and now Unicorns... watch out Thomas Dolby!!!!
  3. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central

    By Jules Lipoff

    She exposed me to excessive ultraviolet radiation, which gave me terrible cataracts.

    She removed all traces of vitamin A from my diet.

    She launched well-targeted projectiles at my eyes, causing severe trauma.

    She poisoned me repeatedly with steroids, which over time caused the formation of a pituitary tumor that pressed against my optic chiasm severing my optic-nerve pathways.

    She replaced my contact-lens solution with corrosive acid.

    She unleashed upon me lab rats trained to preferentially eat eyes.

    She, my ophthalmologist, botched my Lasik surgery.

    She exacerbated my diabetes by replacing my insulin with Frappuccino, which led to retinal problems.

    She put me under general anesthesia and surgically removed my eyes.

    She altered my parents' germ-cell chromosomes before my conception so that I lack the proper genetic code to distinguish the colors red and green.

    She calibrated a refraction experiment with her laser pointer that scorched my retinas.
  4. ambolina

    ambolina Guest

    Apr 7, 2004
    San Diego, Ca
    Dammit! I just found out about this band a few months ago (thanks to that Quriky band thread), fell in love, and now they're done. Good thing I'm in Sourthern California and can catch that one last show (if they can hold it together for that).