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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Peter McFerrin, May 10, 2003.
woo! woo! woo!
wait? 4000 pounds?....you saying he has a 2 ton testicle?
No, silly, he made it to 4000 posts and didn't tell anyone.
I made a single note inside my 2K post. A "BTW, 2000!"
After that, no other notices or celebrations. That I can remember, anyway.
Sounds like the name of a car alarm. Mispelt.
I thought you had rebuilt him, maybe you had to technology. You know, to make him stronger, faster, tougher, handsomer...with so much chops he could make sushi with them.
GARD 4000 v. Terminator?
4000, big whoop. That only proves one thing to me.
He practices more that I do.
I feel so inadequate...
I think 1000 and 5000 are something to be proud of......not some lame number like 4000...psh!
Heck...I didn't even notice, never pay attention to that stuff...
WR - Thankfully, you are incorrect. A testicle that size would make walking somewhat problematical.
BWW - I use those sushi chops for eating sushi, not makin' it! And I can't be made more handsome....
GuppyPuffer - Eh, I been slackin' lately...
TxB - You are.
Pete, thanks for the nod, you're a good egg, even if you are a smug one!
*Infomercial guy voice on*
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*Infomercial guy off*
Larry, ya killin' me!
I didn't realize how cheap I am...
...who's the pocket fisherman? Gotta be someone pretty short, if they're gonna fit in the average jean pocket...
...bet it won't be a Right whale!
I thought it was dollars I'd sent him in the last couple years
Actually the number of dollars is less than half that and every penny was well spent. Gard's the man!
So, uh....Can I play with your 2 ton testicle?
*cue 70s porno music*
Big A - You are the man, not me (Grossman ).
PM - No, you might get hurt, it's too big for mortal humans.
FF - ...the more I look at it, the more I like it. I do think it's good. The fact is, no matter how I take it apart, no matter how I break it down - it remains consistent....
I WISH YOU WERE HERE TO SEE IT!!!!
I like it.
Hey, who said I was a normal mortal?
I said nary a word about "normal" - I know better in your case!
(...and yes, this is a good thing! )
...did you play little games with it, like carrying it around with you for days and days, not looking at it...