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GARD 4000

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Peter McFerrin, May 10, 2003.

  1. woo! woo! woo!
  2. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    wait? 4000 pounds?....you saying he has a 2 ton testicle?

    :confused: :eek::meh: ;) :bawl:
  3. No, silly, he made it to 4000 posts and didn't tell anyone.
  4. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    I made a single note inside my 2K post. A "BTW, 2000!"

    After that, no other notices or celebrations. That I can remember, anyway.
  5. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Sounds like the name of a car alarm. Mispelt. :)
  6. I thought you had rebuilt him, maybe you had to technology. You know, to make him stronger, faster, tougher, handsomer...with so much chops he could make sushi with them.

    GARD 4000 v. Terminator?
  7. 4000, big whoop. That only proves one thing to me.

    He practices more that I do.;)
  8. TxBass


    Jul 3, 2002
    Frisco, Texas
    I feel so inadequate...;)
  9. Killdar


    Dec 16, 2002
    Portland Maine
    I think 1000 and 5000 are something to be proud of......not some lame number like 4000...psh! ;)
  10. Gard


    Mar 31, 2000
    WInter Garden, FL
    Heck...I didn't even notice, never pay attention to that stuff...


    WR - Thankfully, you are incorrect. A testicle that size would make walking somewhat problematical.


    BWW - I use those sushi chops for eating sushi, not makin' it! And I can't be made more handsome....


    GuppyPuffer - Eh, I been slackin' lately...

    TxB - You are.


    Pete, thanks for the nod, you're a good egg, even if you are a smug one!

  11. lneal


    Apr 12, 2002
    Lee County, Alabama
    *Infomercial guy voice on*

    Introducing the GARD 4000. It slices, it dices, it chops, it even plays bass! That's right! Do you want a nasty groove while you're chopping onions? Tired of all that awful noise those other appliances make? Why listen to that crap when you can have the nastiest, groovingest kitchen in town! And how much would you expect to pay for all these greasy grooves? $129.00? $99.00? $59.00? NO! Just $19.95! Order now! Supplies limited! Order in the next 15 minutes and get the Pocket Fisherman as a FREE bonus!

    *Infomercial guy off*
  12. Gard


    Mar 31, 2000
    WInter Garden, FL
    Larry, ya killin' me!


    I didn't realize how cheap I am...


    ...who's the pocket fisherman? Gotta be someone pretty short, if they're gonna fit in the average jean pocket...


    ...bet it won't be a Right whale!

  13. Posts?

    I thought it was dollars I'd sent him in the last couple years :D

    Actually the number of dollars is less than half that and every penny was well spent. Gard's the man!
  14. Prime Mover

    Prime Mover

    Feb 16, 2003
    TN, USA
    w00t Gard!!!!!!!!!

    So, uh....Can I play with your 2 ton testicle?:bag:
  15. *cue 70s porno music*
  16. Gard


    Mar 31, 2000
    WInter Garden, FL
    Big A - You are the man, not me (Grossman ;) ).

    PM - No, you might get hurt, it's too big for mortal humans.


    FF - ...the more I look at it, the more I like it. I do think it's good. The fact is, no matter how I take it apart, no matter how I break it down - it remains consistent....

  17. I like it.
  18. Prime Mover

    Prime Mover

    Feb 16, 2003
    TN, USA

    Hey, who said I was a normal mortal?
  19. Gard


    Mar 31, 2000
    WInter Garden, FL
    I said nary a word about "normal" - I know better in your case!


    (...and yes, this is a good thing! :D)
  20. Gard


    Mar 31, 2000
    WInter Garden, FL
    ...did you play little games with it, like carrying it around with you for days and days, not looking at it...