Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by someyoungphenom, Sep 20, 2001.

  1. someyoungphenom


    Aug 28, 2001
  2. TonyS


    Dec 13, 1999
  3. This is interchangeable with 'soon-to-be-negative bank balance'.

  4. Monkey

    Monkey Supporting Member

    Mar 8, 2000
    Dayton, Ohio, USA
    GAS is a horrible, disfiguring, incurable, contagious disease that is easily picked up by direct contact with a bass guitar or amplifier. It can cause profuse sweating, tremors, inability to concentrate, and dangerously high blood pressure. Acute attacks are always accompanied by intense and painful cravings, often to the point that if someone offered you a Sadowsky in exchange for your mother, you would comply without even thinking. GAS cannot be effectively treated or cured, even though every sufferer has tried. The most common home remedy is to liberally apply one's credit card to the problem, but this usually only slows the cravings temporarily. Treatment for GAS is not covered by medical insurance, and there are no 12-step programs that I am aware of for sufferers. But remember this, sufferer; YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!! While your friends, family, spouse, and collection agencies will undoubtedly look at you with scorn, remember that you are part of a family of fellow GAS victims. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!!
  5. barroso


    Aug 16, 2000
    GAS means that i really want to buy:
    my SSD ns5cr back
    gibson sg standard guitar
    mesa boogie 50/50
    marshall 4x12 guitar cabinet
    epiphone jack casady signature bass
    toaster and horseshoe pickups for my rickenbacker 4001
    fender precision
    warmoth custom precision jazz tele style custom bass

    is this enough...
  6. GAS..

    when put in caps it resembles a buyers-disease..
    then put in lower-case ( ' gas ' ) it resembles a fart
  7. Where's divorce?

  8. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ