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Gene Simmons will personally deliver the latest KISS CD Boxed Set to you for only $50,000

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Richland123, Dec 27, 2017.


  1. Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Snaggletooth Inactive

    TBH I can't talk bad about the guy, because if I were in his position, I'd actually be far worse.
    Telling people how I really feel just gets people to talk about me more?
    Yeah, I'll take that!

    Having enough money to buy everyone who disagrees with me would be a tough one though, because I might spend a lot :wideyed:
     
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  2. MegaSwing

    MegaSwing Your Obedient Bassist® Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 26, 2002
    Baltimore, MD USA
    I might pay that for him to drive it off a cliff.
     
  3. OldDog52

    OldDog52 Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 1, 2011
    Pacific Northwest
    I never actually learned to play very well
    Simmons: “I’m listening. Tell me more.”
     
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  4. PWRL

    PWRL

    Sep 15, 2006
    Hang on, let me think.

    No.
     
  5. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    for fifty thousand bucks I'd have him mow the lawn, paint my house, wash the dishes and do the laundry, but that might be a too shocking sight for my poor neighbors. :smug:
     
  6. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    I can only think of one other profession where the person wears that much makeup. And in both cases, they will do anything to make you happy if you give them enough money. Rock and roll musician is just a newer profession.
     
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  7. MYLOWFREQ

    MYLOWFREQ Supporting Member

    May 13, 2011
    kiss ma a..
     
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  9. I look at this two ways.

    1 I like that someone is sticking up for bands a little considering Most people now think music should be free and it’s much more difficult to make money off our art.

    2 I think he goes overboard with it. At what point does is stop being about the music and just becomes all about the money?
     
  10. Hilarious...!
     
  11. And for another 50k he’ll sell you....his family.
     
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  12. I heard he lowered the price to $5000 because of so much backlash and hate surrounding this entire thing LOL
     
  13. Gene who?
     
  14. Lesfunk

    Lesfunk Supporting Member

    For $75000 he'll give you his herpes
     
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  15. Probably the best herpes for metal?
     
  16. Spent

    Spent

    May 15, 2011
    Upstate NY
    It’s free. Worked for me.
     
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  17. Biggbass

    Biggbass

    Dec 14, 2011
    Planet Earth
    That sounds like a deal but only if he gets that ridiculous, outdated poodle doo cut off first!
     
  18. Panther

    Panther

    Dec 9, 2004
    Nova Scotia
    It's a night at the movies for rich folks.
     
  19. BobKos

    BobKos Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2007
    I have to say Gene got me started on bass. His attitude and his motive has never been a secret. He put everything out on the table for the whole world to see and hold judgement on him for.

    One thing is for sure... He is probably worse than 99% of TB members on bass but worth more $$$ than all of us put together. Probably most of us in his spot would have different viewpoints than we now do as less-than-affluent music students if we had money and fame in spades.

    One line from him I will always remember. Went something like - 'I never wanted to be a great musician. If you want to see great musicians go to a jazz club. I wanted to be a rich rock star'. And he did. Hats off to him for that.
     
  20. OldDog52

    OldDog52 Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 1, 2011
    Pacific Northwest
    I never actually learned to play very well
    Ha! He wears a toupee. Well really it’s a probably a full wig.

    When I google on “gene Simmons bald” this image comes up repeatedly:

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