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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Piezoman, Jun 13, 2003.
I wannaask dis gerl out but I dunno what to say and stuff.
wud do I do????????????
Walk up to her and say "you are going to go out with me, and I won't take no for an answer"
Well, first off, baby talk ain't gonna get you there. Adam Sandler makes most desireable girls puke. So, once you learn to speak understandable English, try this:
"Hi. Would you like to go see Matrix Reloaded (or age-appropriate substitute) with me? Cool! My mom and I will pick you up at 6:30."
learn how to speak properly, then we will talk.
Seriously, be yourself, ask her out, if she says no...you are no where different...if she says yes, well...hell, you are on cloud nine.
Knock her out, then when she comes to say, "Wow. Was it that good?"
She'll think you've been going out for at least a year, and...
wait, no, that won't work. Never mind.
I say that you should ask her mother out. Older women are more experienced.
Do it with a club and then drag her home. Caveman style....
I say just ask Lord Satan for some help; he'll work somethin' out for ya.
I'll twy guyz but whats wrong wit my inglish????????
LOL! Youre a funny kid. Wait...
1.wear leather pants
2.stuff your crotch with socks
You mean girls don't like it when you say, "Hey, why don't we go somewhere remote and uncomfortable?"
and, if it's a musical setting, get a 7 string. no guys will give you crap then, and all the chicks will be flocking to you....
Worst Gimmick Ever
Let her know you want to do things to her, than seduce her with song, then make a contract involving 3 months of time, a pineapple, and 4 days of non-stop pocket tanks......oh yeah, and mexican food
Nice to have you back Dave!
And regarding the thread, just ask her!
Would you like to go the movies with me? I have a Porsche. If you don't, that's cool, there are a lot of other chicks waiting in line to get a piece of Coney Joe. Hmmph. Whatever, I don't even want to go out with you anymore. But I have a hotel room for another couple of hours. Let me know.
Or don't. Either way. I don't really care.