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gerl help

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Piezoman, Jun 13, 2003.

  1. Piezoman


    Nov 29, 2002
    Bronx, New York
    I wannaask dis gerl out but I dunno what to say and stuff.

    wud do I do????????????
  2. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    Walk up to her and say "you are going to go out with me, and I won't take no for an answer"
  3. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Well, first off, baby talk ain't gonna get you there. Adam Sandler makes most desireable girls puke. So, once you learn to speak understandable English, try this:

    "Hi. Would you like to go see Matrix Reloaded (or age-appropriate substitute) with me? Cool! My mom and I will pick you up at 6:30."
  4. Prime Mover

    Prime Mover

    Feb 16, 2003
    TN, USA
    learn how to speak properly, then we will talk.

    Seriously, be yourself, ask her out, if she says no...you are no where different...if she says yes, well...hell, you are on cloud nine.
  5. Knock her out, then when she comes to say, "Wow. Was it that good?"

    She'll think you've been going out for at least a year, and...
    wait, no, that won't work. Never mind.
  6. jazzbo


    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    I say that you should ask her mother out. Older women are more experienced.
  7. Do it with a club and then drag her home. Caveman style.... :p

    Loincloths! :eek:


  8. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    I say just ask Lord Satan for some help; he'll work somethin' out for ya.
  9. Piezoman


    Nov 29, 2002
    Bronx, New York
    I'll twy guyz but whats wrong wit my inglish????????
  10. Vince S.

    Vince S. Resident Former Bassist

    Jan 24, 2003
    LOL! Youre a funny kid. Wait...
  11. 1.wear leather pants
    2.stuff your crotch with socks
  12. Mike


    Sep 7, 2000

    You mean girls don't like it when you say, "Hey, why don't we go somewhere remote and uncomfortable?"


    (Sorry Steph)
  13. Eric Cioe

    Eric Cioe

    Jun 4, 2001
    Missoula, MT
    and, if it's a musical setting, get a 7 string. no guys will give you crap then, and all the chicks will be flocking to you.... ;)
  14. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Worst Gimmick Ever
  15. Let her know you want to do things to her, than seduce her with song, then make a contract involving 3 months of time, a pineapple, and 4 days of non-stop pocket tanks......oh yeah, and mexican food;)
  16. Ívar Þórólfsson

    Ívar Þórólfsson Mmmmmm... Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2001
    Kopavogur, Iceland
    Nice to have you back Dave! :)

    And regarding the thread, just ask her!
  17. Taylor Livingston

    Taylor Livingston Supporting Member Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    Oregon, US
    Owner, Iron Ether Electronics
    Would you like to go the movies with me? I have a Porsche. If you don't, that's cool, there are a lot of other chicks waiting in line to get a piece of Coney Joe. Hmmph. Whatever, I don't even want to go out with you anymore. But I have a hotel room for another couple of hours. Let me know.

    Or don't. Either way. I don't really care.