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Get your hands off my penis!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by kevin_lindsay, Sep 28, 2013.


  1. "A succulent Chinese meal!" This guy is surprisingly collected. Well, except when someone has ahold of his crank apparently. Thanks for the laugh! :)
     
  2. Lazylion

    Lazylion Goin ahead on wit my bad self!

    Jan 25, 2006
    Frederick MD USA
    Ta ta and farewell! LOL


    Has Daniel Tosh seen this one yet?
     
  3. kdogg

    kdogg

    Nov 13, 2005
    Ohio
    That was great!
     
  4. He sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
     
  5. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    Off Topic?

    I think so.
     
  6. Uncle K

    Uncle K The bass player doesn't get a sandwich Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    That made my day.
     
  7. capnjim

    capnjim

    Mar 13, 2008
    My new hero!
     
  8. ErebusBass

    ErebusBass

    Feb 20, 2008
    Madison, WI
    AND YOU SIR, ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS?

    :D:D:D:D
     
  9. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    What was he being arrested for? Anyone know?
     
  10. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    Apparently he makes a habit of going to fancy restaurants, having a nice meal, and refusing to pay. So this routine with the cops was not a one-time moment of genius, but something he does on a regular basis for jollies.
     
  11. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Perhaps it's my undue American reverence for his British-derived accents, but that dialog comes across as pure class compared to most footage shown stateside of citizen/police interactions.
     
  12. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    I guess that if you're to class up "YOU'RE BRUTALIZIN' ME!", you wind up with "Get your hands off my penis!"

    He's like an Aussie Ronnie Dobbs.
     
  13. Uncle K

    Uncle K The bass player doesn't get a sandwich Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    Believe it or not, you are the first person I've heard mention Ronnie Dobbs. I'm a big David Cross fan because of that character.
     

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