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Getting your fingers stuck in the strings

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by JimmyM, Nov 19, 2018.


  1. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    At last night's show, I had to start a song by myself and got my fingers stuck in the strings. Not to worry...happens to every bassist now and then. Fortunately, my years of being a semi-professional musician has allowed me to acquire a little wisdom along the way, and while there's no escape from the audience knowing that you just laid a giant egg, I've learned two coping strategies for flubbing up your big moment and making it look perfectly natural:

    1. Brush away the imaginary object on the strings that caused you to get stuck.

    2. Jiggle the cord so they think it was a short.

    VERY IMPORTANT: Never do both. That stretches the boundaries of believability too far. Either you had an imaginary object on your strings or you had a short. Can't ever be both.

    Remember, it's not how well you play, but how well you cover up how bad you play.
     
  2. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    agreed!


    i can be heard on a few recordings brushing away some imaginary objects! actually, all of them. :laugh:
     
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  3. bassdude51

    bassdude51 "You never even called me by my name." Supporting Member

    Nov 1, 2008
    Central Ohio
    6rOPFeV.
     
  4. I 'may' have done this once. Or twice.
     
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  5. McG

    McG Goat Hill Gamblers

    Oct 6, 2010
    Costa Mesa, CA
    Feigning hand cramps works well too. ;)
     
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  6. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi,

    Very classy. I'm going to put this in the act.

    At the end of almost every performance I look at Arnie and say, "Well, looks like we fooled'em again!" :p


    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
  7. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    I once forgot to come in on time for my little bass fill, I guess I sort of spaced it and the drummer kept playing alone and was giving me that look, you know the one, "hey numb nuts, you forgetting something?" when I finally woke up I just sort of came in in the middle of the riff , later a friend made mention of it, said he thought something must have shorted out at that point, I just looked quizacle and said "really? ...Hmph" :D:bassist:

    Whats the old saying? if you cant dazzle them with brilliance.........
     
  8. I usually just point at the drummer....
    Fishheadjoe
     
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  9. InternetAlias

    InternetAlias

    Dec 16, 2010
    Serbia
    Your solution is brilliant but...

    Fingers stuck in the strings?

    How does that even happen and what do you mean by that?
     
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  10. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    OK, so the song is "Unchain My Heart," Joe Cocker version. There's a piano/vocal intro, then the bass kicks in by itself with slapped 8th notes on the A, which I do by picking hard with my fingers because I think it sounds better. But I ended up putting one finger behind the other inadvertently and jammed myself up in the strings. At least that's what I think happened. But it happened so fast that I still don't know exactly what I did wrong. All I know is I got one note out and nothing else. And in that situation, I chose to brush away the imaginary object.
     
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  11. InternetAlias

    InternetAlias

    Dec 16, 2010
    Serbia
    Oh, I see. That still sounds odd to me. I often use my thumb like a pick and put a lot of force into just grazing the string, exactly in order to eliminate issues like this but also have really present attack. I guess if I was tired or absent minded my fingers might get stuck that way.

    However, what does happen to me, is that if I badly position my hand/arm leverage, I end up hitting strings much stronger on downstrokes, which makes the sound pump, as upstrokes are very weak. So while my fingers don't get "stuck" in the strings, I certainly get into situations where my output is not what I desire. I guess I could try removing the imaginary object the next time, while re-positioning my arm so that I can "pick" with my thumb properly :D
     
  12. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    OK, well there you go. It was the second show that day, I had to report at noon and the shows were 4 and 7, I had a double the day before that made my workday a 16 hour day, I spent about a total of 8 hours sleeping all weekend, so I'm going to plead tired :D
     
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  13. lowphatbass

    lowphatbass **** Supporting Member

    Feb 25, 2005
    west coast
    Good trick Jimmy. Every once in a while after a flubber I’ll take both hands off the bass, grab the body with both hands, lift it up toward my chest and “shake the bad notes out of it”. Sort of a hybrid of faking a technical problem and a mental reset.

    Also, sometimes if I miss a note by a half-step and have to slide into the correct note I’ll repeat the error...not so much to make it sound like I meant to do it but more so to acknowledge to my other band mates that I wasn’t thinking I snuck one past them.

    Another good trick I used to do: when there’s another bassist in the house scrutinizing my playing I’ll pretend to make a minor tuning adjustment mid-song without missing a note...tricking them into thinking my ears are just “that good”.
     
  14. InternetAlias

    InternetAlias

    Dec 16, 2010
    Serbia
    I can't even decide whether this sounds precious or kinda petty.

    But I guess it's both :D Really made me chuckle! I am sure a lot of us do things like this under scrutiny without even taking note of it, though.
     
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  15. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, Washington
    Fingers stuck in strings? This is why I always put these in my gig bag. upload_2018-11-21_16-37-45.
     
  16. I usually just smile bigger and dance harder, but I may have to give this pantomime excuse-making a try.
     
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  17. MD

    MD

    Nov 7, 2000
    Marin Co. CA.
    The old "jiggle the cord so they think it's a short" trick. get-smart-max-and-99.
    Second time I fell for it this week.
     
  18. lowphatbass

    lowphatbass **** Supporting Member

    Feb 25, 2005
    west coast
    As a youngster I was always impressed by a player’s ability to tune in the heat of battle, even on guitar or sax. I guess somehow this trick made it’s way into my bag....you play enough gigs and you never know what can happen. Admittedly, I don’t remember that last time I’ve done it, although I do find myself tuning “for real” on the fly every so often.
    I do gotta say.... the bypass/mute tuning these days between every song, even multiple times through a song for guitarists...It can be a bit robotic and less personal than the old school way of just keeping your instrument in tune. I know I’m probably thankful for modern tuners but I feel old and grumpy.
     
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  19. A bandmate who doesn't really play banjo was playing banjo on a song, and started in the wrong key. Transposing on the fly wasn't really an option, so we stopped after 2-3 bars so he could "check his tuning" before we started again like nothing ever happened. Nobody mentioned it to us afterwards, so I guess it worked :smug:
     
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  20. saabfender

    saabfender Banned

    Jan 10, 2018
    Indianapolis
    Have a cartoon-y reaction as if the strings just tried to eat your fingers. "Phew! That was a close one."
     
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