Giant asteroid updates please and thanks

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Floating teetH, Aug 12, 2004.

  1. When are we going to be updated about the Texas sized asteroid which supposedly has a significant chance of destroying us all? I haven't seen this issue touched by the media for at least a month.

    Hopefully the supervolcano will erupt just in time to blast that thing away from us.
  2. Lackey


    May 10, 2002
    Los Angeles
    I'll make the popcorn, we still need volunteers for s'mores, folding chairs and brewskies.
  3. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    We should send bruce willis on the astroid and ben aflack. They'll surely save us.
  4. keb


    Mar 30, 2004
    John Titor predicted all of this, man... ALL of this!!
  5. I'm moving to Texas. Nothing can mess with Texas.
  6. yay! I'll do the s'mores!

    did you ever see that episode of the Simpsons, and that asteroid was heading for springfield, but as soon as it hit the atmosphere, it burned up to the size of a pebble and hit homer in the head?
    yeah that was funny...

  7. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    No, he predicted mad cow disease.
  8. If only Tycho Brahe were still around...

  9. Asteroid or not, I vote we send 'em into space anyways. :smug:
  10. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    We can do it! All we have to do is pose as a special group from the scientologists who want to win the X-prize. We them find John Travolta, the rest takes care of itself!
  11. Dude, don't talk about scientologists, they'll seriously hunt you down. They've killed before.
  12. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS

  13. The Heaven's Gate guys were a little early.

    Grab your sweatsuit, change and new Nike shoes.
  14. Well, my only source is a website called scientology kills, you don't think they could be biased, do you?
  15. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Ditto seismologists.
  16. The first rule of Seismotology. Don't talk about Seismotology.

  17. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    stupid seismologists, can't predict an..





    come and get me ya bastards! I'll eat your liver's with some fava beans. thp thp thp.