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Girl Help (doesn't contain any psychopathic people)

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by menialtaskguapo, Jun 30, 2004.


  1. Alright, so im going to this party tommorrow that has this girl that i used to really really like....until she got a boyfriend. So here this is 2 years later she just recently broke up with her boyfriend, I grew a backbone, and now I want to go out with somebody, but may need a little help getting her to, ya know, like me...any suggestions???
     
  2. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    "Hey, hows it going? Wanna go out sometime?"
     
  3. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    "You know I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies" - Zap Branagan
     
  4. Eyescream

    Eyescream

    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    Good answer.

    Just talk to her, dude. Ask her out, and then go. Don't sit there and bull**** with her hoping she'll get the hint, cause that doesn't work.

    At the same time, don't spit game at her unless you don't want any action beyond that night.

    /my experience
     
  5. tsk tsk tsk... so young...so naive. be funny, but not gross. and dont bring up dating right from the bat.
     
  6. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    stalk her.
     
  7. Talk to her at the party , try to make her interested , then ask her out or ask for her number. If she shows no interest in you at all, then dont get your self hurt by asking her out.
     

  8. I learned this lesson last weekend :meh:

    Caught up with an ex-girlfriend at a party. Things happened.

    :meh:
     
  9. girlybassplaya

    girlybassplaya Guest

    Mar 24, 2004
    USA BABY!
    when you talk to her just relax and be witty. we love witty.
     
  10. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
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    Might I suggest a crisp $100 dollar bill? :smug:
     
  11. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    :eyebrow:
     
  12. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    +1
     
  13. Eyescream

    Eyescream

    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    A fake one. Make her work for the real money. :D
     
  14. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    surprise sex :)
     
  15. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Tell her you play bass guitar, that you can work magic with your fingers, and that your **** is 10" long.
     
  16. /scared
     
  17. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    I agree with embelisher, nothing says "I think you are incredible" like stalking.

    Just remember to be yourself while stalking. Imagine what a jackass you'll feel like peeking through her window wearing a mask made of someone else's face. HAHA!

    Trust me, its humiliating!
     
  18. Edwcdc

    Edwcdc I call shotgun!

    Jul 21, 2003
    Columbia MD USA
    Plan A. Tell her you only have 3 weeks to live.

    Plan B. Stalk her. Hide out in her closet and let her catch you trying on her clothes. Sounds weird but it works.
     
  19. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Either of these moves is guaranteed to work.

    1) Walk up behind her, say "Hey baby", while at the same time, running your finger gently up and down her buttcrack.
    (outside her jeans of course)

    2) Yell her name from across the room, and when she looks,
    make the universal chick magnet sign (put your index and middle fingers in the shape of a peace sign, put the peace sign in front of your mouth, and wiggle your tongue in and out.)

    OK..so they may only work in getting you slapped, but it would be funny!
     
  20. Coutts_is_god

    Coutts_is_god Guest

    Dec 29, 2003
    Windsor, Ont, Canada
    It must be summer vacation.