Girl of dreams breaks up with Drake

Soulgeezer stills loves you.

 

Oh, so you saw that on "To Catch A Predator"?...

 

Knock her out.

 

Temporary fix to a permanent problem

Sorry to hear the news Drake, hopefully things will get better over time. I am not sure what would be worse, to have had her for however long you did, or to not have at all. Who knows what'll happen in the future.

 

Don't cry 'cause it's over, smile 'cause it happened!

 

Get her sister pregnant.

 

Get her Mom pregnant! That'll fix her!!!

 

Then get her dog pregnant!

 

get BOTH, now there's the ultimate.

On a serious note - sorry to hear it dude.

 

that sucks bro, hope ya feel better soon

 

Without meaning to downplay the immense tragedy of a situation like this, I note that you are 16. Chances are you haven't had enough dreams about girls yet to know who the girl of your dreams is. You will get over this and live to lust after many girls another day. Keep your chin up, it will work out.

 

Start with the TB Melon Queen...

 

Works for me. On a side note, how the hell did you photograph what's in my brain?

 

Oooo! She can break up with me every day of the week!!!

 

why have 2 when u can have 4

 

grandmelon queen

 

Girls just get better and better it seems!

 

You just can't escape the Asian women at TB anymore

Every damn thread!

 

Sorry, but your thread title reads like a headline from The Onion.