So like... my women are always complaining about me not calling them "special" nick names. Then like... We'll be out somewhere... and We'll go back to my house... and my baby girl Lenny (a dog, for you slow folk.) will run up just waggin her tail and jumpin all over me. So naturally, I pick her up and call her all the little nick names i have for her and give her little kisses and rub her belly. then the girl complains about me liking the dog more than her. Meh.