Sometimes, very rarely, my life is almost interesting. So I've got this friend, see. She cool and also really hot. I think it'd be pretty great if every here and there we boned but there's approximately 0% chance of me ever saying that to her. Anyway, said friend texts me talking about how horny she is and that has NEVER happened to me before so I just sat there aroused and confused until my brain was able to fully process what had happened at around 7AM and I could finally get to sleep. The end.