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Girls, yeah? We're talking about girls today, right?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Kwesi, Mar 17, 2013.

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  1. Sometimes, very rarely, my life is almost interesting.

    So I've got this friend, see. She cool and also really hot. I think it'd be pretty great if every here and there we boned but there's approximately 0% chance of me ever saying that to her. Anyway, said friend texts me talking about how horny she is and that has NEVER happened to me before so I just sat there aroused and confused until my brain was able to fully process what had happened at around 7AM and I could finally get to sleep.

    The end.
  2. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    So I like know this girl. And she like makes goggle eyes at me lol. I think she really likes me and she says she does, but she's a student of mine who won't answer her phone for weeks and has a boyfriend that doesn't want her to be around other guys. I'm all like bubbling up and overfrorthing with anticipation of a bonering. What should I dooooooooooooooooooooooo???????

    Am I doing it right?
  3. Mr L

    Mr L

    Jul 22, 2012
    Vancouver BC
    Missed the part where you texted her back with "cool man".
  4. lowsideonacurve


    Feb 24, 2011
    Just make sure she doesn't get you punched in the throat.
  5. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI

    You punched the clown, and passed out in a pool of tears?

    Things may have changed, but back in my day, that might have been taken as a subtle hint. Like she says "My neck is sore" it's only common courtesy to offer her a neck rub, or a full body massage, or a night of passion followed by years of regret and self loathing....... You know, just see where the winds take you.
  6. 4dog


    Aug 18, 2012
    So school is out yeah, for a loooooong time ?
  7. So, just like in the joke, you actually sat on the edge of the bed waiting for the swelling to go down?

    Yeah, that's the kind of thing you should broadcast all over the internet.

    She swung the door wide open for at the very least some home cookin' in the near future. Now she probably thinks you're gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, except that you're not...right?).
  8. hover


    Oct 4, 2008
    And, you didn't tap that? What is wrong with you?
  9. RxFunk


    Dec 2, 2012
    I go back tomorrow, so maybe these threads will stop appearing :bag:
  10. pacojas

    pacojas "FYYA BUN"

    Oct 11, 2009
    :eek: ignore her, Kwesi!

    she only wants you for your body!:bag:
  11. hrodbert696

    hrodbert696 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

  12. Thick McRunfast

    Thick McRunfast Not just good, good enough

    Sep 30, 2012
    Portland, Oregon USA
    If anything EVER deserved a Jean Luc Picard facepalm that does.

    If I wasn't on my phone I'd give you one.
  13. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass

    Apr 10, 2009
    So you took the matter into your own hands?
  14. sloasdaylight

    sloasdaylight Banned

    Feb 4, 2009
    Tampa, Florida, US
    Should have gone to her.

    Worst case, you don't get laid, but you keep her from boning some other nutbag who may pop a baby inside her.

    Best case, you get laid, and escape the friend zone.

    Don't let this happen again.
  15. hover


    Oct 4, 2008
    Man, at least buffet.
    Geez. Have you learned nothing, padawan?
  16. jmattbassplaya

    jmattbassplaya Looking for a gig around East Islip, NY!

    Jan 13, 2008
  17. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
  18. 1958Bassman


    Oct 20, 2007
  19. Uncle Snake

    Uncle Snake Supporting Member

    Jan 1, 2010
    I know that I don't know you but, dude....... :eyebrow:
  20. DWBass

    DWBass The Funkfather

    Soooooooo.......you did ask her how she was going to solve her problem..........didn't you? Perfect opp to find out if she wants to bone!

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