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good joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by fr0me0, Jul 12, 2005.


  1. fr0me0

    fr0me0

    Dec 7, 2004
    Winnipeg Canada
    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
    playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
    stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the
    hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you son of bitches
    who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down
    the tracks.

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
    language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
    stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
    your train...but I want y ou to use nice language."


    Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
    his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...


    "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
    your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."


    She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
    remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
    pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
    pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."