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good joke!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by ::::BASSIST::::, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. ::::BASSIST::::

    ::::BASSIST:::: Progress Not Perfection.

    Sep 2, 2004
    Vancouver, BC Canada

    You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding

    that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and

    even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300


    At he reception after the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a

    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone

    for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank

    his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone

    a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's

    chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was

    his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having

    sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks

    earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just

    standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of

    minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta


    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after

    finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,

    as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300

    guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's

    and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this:

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and


    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the

    bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

  2. It's an urban legend. I heard the same story about 2 years ago, and about 2 years before that. Still funny.
  3. ::::BASSIST::::

    ::::BASSIST:::: Progress Not Perfection.

    Sep 2, 2004
    Vancouver, BC Canada
    yeah, i wasnt sure if its true or not. i like to think it is!
  4. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    it would be great