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Good Jokes or Stories for April Fools

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Dr. Cheese, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
    Here is a story I heard on BBC Africa when I was in Nigeria about six years ago:

    A man in Malawi was driving some where and he saw a beautiful woman hitch-hiking. He picked her up and he started talking, and found she was very religious. Despite her devoutness, she was so beautiful he decided to make a move for her, so he started to slide his hand towards here shapely thighs. She saw him moving, and she smiled and said, "Matthew 7:7." He tried this at least two more times, and she kept smiling while repeating, "Matthew 7:7." Finally the man gave up, and he let her out at her destination. When he finally got home, the man picked his Bible to see what that scripture said. It read, "Ask and ye shall be given." He jumped back in his car and looked up and down the road, but she was gone.:D

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