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good pickup lines?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DeepDeath, Sep 4, 2002.


  1. i need to get some damn chicks, anyone know some good pickup lines?
     
  2. low rider is a decent line that chicks usually know.
     
  3. "Nice shoes, let's whoops" has always worked for me.


    :rolleyes:



    (Uh...guys, this is the 3rd thread today that I've had to deal with this in....please take it easy on me, mkay? Yes, I know you didn't actually type that word, but you aren't leaving anything to the imagination here...)
     
  4. uhh... "can I get you a drink?"...err... "want to go out sometime?"... I suck at pickup lines...
     
  5. Beefbass

    Beefbass Guest

    Feb 4, 2001
    Well, these have worked for me;

    I lost my number-can I have yours?
    Wanna do things that are illegal in 37 states?
    I'm learning to be a carpenter-wanna lie down, so I can screw ya?
    Were you born this beautiful babe, or did you have to work on it?
    You know what looks good on you? ME!!! :eek:


    Hope that helps :D
     
  6. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    1. My love for you is like dirreha. I just can't hold it in. (someone's sig)
    2. Today, the word of the day is legs. Wanna go spread the word?
    3. "wanna have some pizza and sex?" when they say no, say "What, you don't like pizza?"
    4. a poem:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I like spaghetti,
    wanna er...?
    :eek:
    :D:p ;)




    (See my comments in Peter McFerrin's post above. Thanks)
     
  7. Beefbass

    Beefbass Guest

    Feb 4, 2001
    Good ones!!! :D

    Peter McFerrins was good too :eek:
     
  8. "Nice legs. When do they open?"
    I'm 14 but when you go to Spencer's and read the shirts, you learn stuff.
     
  9. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    Ok, this one is sure-fire. It's never failed for me. Then again, my goofy appearance is probably a boon, which you'll understand as I exlain:

    Simply walk up to a girl and smile at her. Don't say a thing, just hand her a card that says "Laugh or act indignant if you want to go on a date with me."

    Genius.
     
  10. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    "Wanna see my Hanewinckel?"
     
  11. SlavaF

    SlavaF

    Jul 31, 2002
    Edmonton AB
    Meet me at my place in 5...4...3...2...1...now!
     
  12. Here is one for ya that I like.

    Did you just fall from heaven cause you look like an angel.:D
     
  13. That would've been mine.
    Only I changed it back to my...uuuh..."original" sig when I upgraded to supporting member. :D
     
  14. turkish

    turkish Guest

    Jul 14, 2002
    FCCAUSA, or here
    when i was in vegas i was so tempted tp say to all the beutiful women
    "has anyone ever told you i'm gorgeous?"
     
  15. I use this all the time

    *Is it hot in here? Or is it me.....being hot.....?*

    *is there a bathroom over there *flex muscles while you point* cause you know, I HAVE REALLY BIG MUSCLES!*
     
  16. *Buy a drink at the bar, see a girl sitting there alone, buy the drink next to her, while you wait say: "hi you look as bored as I am" And then if they start talking, good, if they say "i dunno, i'm enjoying myself" just shrug and sit there :p. 95% of chicks hate pick up lines.

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  17. Pick up lines? Bah, a good 'ol fashion club always did the trick...
     
  18. Johnny BoomBoom

    Johnny BoomBoom Supporting Member

    Jun 8, 2001
    Glasgow, Scotland
    How about - "How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or............"

    Or there is always " How would you like to go halfers in a ..........." (no, wait - Gard has had enough problems with this thread! It's OK Gard - I'll behave!);)
     
  19. Johnny BoomBoom

    Johnny BoomBoom Supporting Member

    Jun 8, 2001
    Glasgow, Scotland
    Another one that either gets you in there or gets you a slap (but the slap is very rare!):


    Go up to a girl and bet her £1 or $1 or a Euro, that you can make her breast wobble without touching them! When she accepts, wobble her breast like crazy with your hands ,then give her your £1, $1 or 1 Euro!!!
     
  20. Cool! I'm gonna try that right now....