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Google searches lol...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bjazzman, Oct 4, 2009.

  1. Bjazzman


    Dec 7, 2004
    Madison WI
    do you know when you start to type something in google and it tries to finish what you're typing so you don't have to type the whole thing out:

    So i started to type how long.... and the first thing that popped up was how long does weed stay in your system

    i did another for why is... and why is poop green was the 3rd thing

    what other things did you guys find like this?
  2. Bjazzman


    Dec 7, 2004
    Madison WI
    why wont

    god heal amputees

    my parakeet eat my diarrhea
  3. LaklandBass


    Jan 26, 2005
    haha thats like when you click on the bar at the top of the screen where you type in a web address. lol most letters on mine immediately call up an adult site.
  4. theory028

    theory028 Really Loud Hamburger.

    Jul 4, 2007
    Cedar Falls, IA
    LMAO at the "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?". That's a riot.


    This came up on Digg, I believe, and it was pretty funny. It's not the funniest of the suggestions; it's just sort of strange.
  5. As I go to type "How to find..."

    How t-
    How to get pregnant.

    How to f-
    How to fall asleep.
    How to fing** your girlfriend.

    Now, these suggestions are the most commonly entered search terms on Google, am I wrong? :eyebrow:
  6. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
  7. Why google gotta hate?

  8. i wanted to know how to make french toast one day, im pretty sure i got to "how to make" and french toast was on the list.

    i was pretty happy about that
  9. Hugh9191


    Feb 20, 2009
  10. MadMan118


    Jan 10, 2008
    Vallejo, CA

    What do you think happens?
  11. popinfresh


    Dec 23, 2004
    Melbourne, Aus
    I typed in "how to clean a b" a little while ago for 'how to clean a baseball cap', first suggestion was "how to clean a bong".

  12. mjbing


    May 5, 2005
    Western Oklahoma
    Green poop. you say.
    Your drinking too much grape Kool-Aid

  13. Papazita


    Jun 27, 2008
    You start typing something in your address bar & it offers up porn sites? :eyebrow:

    Those aren't random suggestions in your address bar, they're recently visited websites. Porn much? :p
  14. I had this "Black Lemonade" soda a couple of times.
    They use an absolutely insane amount of blue dye (red and yellow too) to color it pure black, so that even my brightest flashlight can only dimly pierce through it.

    The "result" of drinking this soda is quite green... :eek:
  15. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    "is my" gets a bunch of is my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife cheating on me. The one that sticks out is "is my dog pregnant"
  16. *Why not just...*
    *I think I ate my...*
    *I think I smell...*

    Try one.

  17. I like...

    to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.

    My fav

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