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Gotta love Biology.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jun 8, 2004.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    The last week in biology..

    We learned about:

    The Clitoris
    Labia Minora
    Labia Majora
    Cervix
    Pituitary Gland
    Glans Penis
    Urethra
    Semen
    Sperm
    Alkaline Fluid
    Prostate Gland
    Rectum
    Condoms
    Douche
    The Pill
    Intercourse
    Oral Sex
    Anal Sex
    Spermicide
    Syphilis
    Gonorhea(sp?)
    HIV
    AIDS
    And finally... The Clitoris.


    what did you learn your last week in school?
     
  2. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    Im too cool for school :cool:
     
  3. Melf

    Melf

    Mar 20, 2003
    Starkville, MS
    I'm not in school.
     
  4. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004
    Man, that word still gives me the willies :bag:
     
  5. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Reminds me of that old kiddie show "Urethra's Castle".
     
  6. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    I guess there is a first time for everything eh' Mike? ;)
     
  7. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    yeah, i guess this is the closest he'll get to any of those things :p
     
  8. Thats not what you said last night, Gia. :eek: :scowl:

    ...Leigh :ninja:
     
  9. You don't need to go to school to learn about these things. :oops:
     
  10. Finger Blister

    Finger Blister

    Jul 8, 2003
    Try not to think about it too hard...

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member


    Yes - we were all virgins once - although not necessarily as "sacrificial" as this!! ;)
     
  12. Man, I used to love eating at Big Boy! There's none left around here, I think locally it was "Marc's" Big Boy, but that changed as you went around- like Ed's Big Boy. It's sort of one of those restaurants that's kind of fallen from prominence, but still a wonderful place to eat. I guess they might have gotten a shot in the arm from the Austin Powers' movies, but they seem to be relegated to the lonesome stretches of interstate highways...

    **sigh**

    Gotta Love Big Boy...

    what?

    Biology?

    Can't eat there!
     
  13. Take anatomy, where you get to see all those parts on a cadaver, and you get to enjoy that lovely aroma.......it can take some of the fun out of it
     
  14. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Yeah - what I remember about school biology is dissecting frogs, rats and bull's hearts - the smell!! :help:
     
  15. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mike

    Is this Sex Ed or Bio ?, sounds more like Sex Ed
     
  16. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    They teach it in Bio too. Woot..
     
  17. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004
    ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP!
     
  18. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
     
  19. that was quite some time ago, but i think it was something along the lines of "how much jeggermeister can a 17 year old drink before smashing his liver against a brick wall"
     
  20. vegaas

    vegaas

    Nov 6, 2001
    Milwaukee
    I never understood the popularity of Jeggermeister. It tastes like cough syrup to me. Plenty of other drinks out there to enjoy.