I have a problem. Lately my girlfriend, co-workers and even my daughter have expressed their concerns. I am annoying. I can usually stop it before I say something; but not always. I take too long to spit out a point. Sometimes I even lose my point during my excessive word usage. I correct grammar, punctuation, verb tense, vocabulary... everything. I never attended post-secondary education, yet often find myself in my thoughts like an English teacher on a vendetta. My semi-colon use is excessive. I use too many commas. Sometimes my sentences run a whole paragraph. How can I be such a language curmudgeon when I myself commit similarly heinous offenses? Just today I've posted a couple times and noticed I'm too verbose. I need your help, TBOT. I'm killing people with my bad habit. Don't be gentle. Tough love, please! Thank you in advance.