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Great CL ad of the day

Discussion in 'Band Management [BG]' started by obimark, Aug 8, 2012.


  1. obimark

    obimark

    Sep 1, 2011
    Come on a hot girl bass player is rare in itself much less, but one that plays BLUEGRASS???!!

    We have a highly professional already established original Alt Bluegrass/ Progressive Americana Rock Band looking for a possible female bass player. We currently have a bass player that's strong point is not the on the bass, yet he holds his own as of right now. We are looking for a very professional female that is quite nasty as well as tasteful to show him up on the bass guitar, so we can move him to his main instrument, which is the keys. We want a good looking chick, b/c we think it will add a lot to our band, but the main priority is how well you play. It wouldn't hurt to know some stuff about music theory and also being able to sing back up vocals as well. (that's a major plus in our book) If you don't sing or know a lot about theory, but are a really good in the POCKET player, and can hold your own by keeping up with high tempos, please do not hesitate to respond. This band has been together for 3 years going on 4 and has been very successful so far. It's also a really fun band to be in and play for, if you are an up beat/partying type of person. If you are really considering responding to this add, please send a photo of yourself and add your first name (or nickname) so we know who we talking to, if that is possible. We are not creeps, so please do not throw up the red flags and abort this opportunity. So while we are on the topic, no nude photos, we know how some of you ladies are, so just throwing that out there. Also if you have any recordings of yourself playing your bass with a band or by yourself on MP3s or youtube, that can help you and our decision in the long run. Serious applicants ONLY, please do not waste our time, this is a golden opportunity for the ones that are ready to take their musical skills to the next level. Must be willing to travel, also 21-up please.
     
  2. JoZac21

    JoZac21

    Nov 30, 2009
    Brooklyn, NY
    For some reason, I read "a possible female bass player" as meaning "a bass player, which is androgynous enough that, you are not quite sure, but is possibly a female".

    My mind does weird things.
     
  3. obimark

    obimark

    Sep 1, 2011
    Remember they want "Hot and nasty" female! :) Who can play root-five crap at 350 bpm.
     
  4. Bert Slide

    Bert Slide

    May 16, 2012
    Louisville KY
    How bout this one? Too bad she's currently in another band and busy fighting Mattel over some unliscensed Barbie dolls.


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  5. Boy...those GK rigs really look sweet. Opppps.....I am drooling over the wrong thing.
     
  6. DBCrocky

    DBCrocky

    Oct 18, 2011
    Cary, NC
    This ad seems like a new way to lure girls into being kidnapped into a sex slavery ring...
     
  7. obimark

    obimark

    Sep 1, 2011
    yeah pretty standard for the crappy ATL CL ads... :smug:
     

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