Heres somethin for all us bassists to laugh at.... A guitar player and a drummer are walking down the street. They walk past this bar... well, it could happen. Q: What's the definiton of Perfect Pitch? A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and it hits an accordion. Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player at the door? A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever the hell he feels like it. Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? A: Homeless! Q: What has three legs with an ass on top? A: A drum stool! Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!