Greatest Joke of All Time

An orange parrot.

 

Haha

 

I know, right?

 

Jimmy Buffet with a sunburn?

 

Classic.

What the public is saying:

4/5 "Would read again."

"I read the poll several times and didn't see "Orange Parrot". Then it hit me!"

"Gorn is a modern snark master in the form of Martin. His(?) galactic view lends to wicked humor."

and one child was heard to say "I like turtles!".

 

"The Aristocrats."

--^@

 

I can't post the answer here under the current rules..

 

I voted for a blonde in a bikini... I'll always vote for a blonde in a bikini.

 

That makes 4 of us.

 

She just left, I assume she's going over to your place.

Thank goodness I didn't vote for the Rottweiler

 

Well, in that case you are in for a suprise when the one that just left my place arrives at yours!!

 

I totally missed this because I was too busy overthinking it. Well done, Gorn!

 

I still don't really get it. I think the answer is supposed to be a carrot. It's orange colored and sounds like the word parrot. Is this funny sarcastically? Like "guess what? Chicken butt!" I don't know.

 

Most parrots can speak English. None of the carrots I have ever say anything.

If a parrot shuts up then it sounds like a carrot. However carrots cannot mimick a fluent talking parrot.

Some parrots often shout "Carrots!!".

I have yet to hear a carrot shout "Parrots!".

 

I was gonna say Donald J ... but then I realised a parrot has been known to say a complete and coherent sentence.

 

A orange carrot is making my gig life miserable? I don't get it, and I probably never will with this attitude mister.

 

I think maybe if the OP had dropped the "a" - "What's orange, and sounds like 'parrot'?" - but I'm probably overthinking it again.

Perhaps the OP will return and enlighten us with the true answer to the "Greatest Joke of All Time."

 

I suggest you sit down with your wife and have a open honest conversation about the Orange Parrot Saying Carrots ruining your gig life.