My parents are finishing the basement and since I'm a good guy I went and helped them move out all the junk and furniture. Then I found this box. On top the letters "M.W." were imprinted. So I thought to myself, could this belong to Mark Wilson? We live in the same province after all. And then I opened the box, I was right...
I though you were going to say you found an empty well, a basket, and some skin lotion. This is worse.