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Guess who's making a rap album ...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by George Looney, May 29, 2004.


  1. David hasselhof !!!
    And it will be produced by ... Ice T ?????!!!!!

    And no, unfortunately I'm not kidding ... *** is the world coming too ???

    What's next, the Teletubbies making a death metal album ... or will Tinkie-Winkie go solo ? :confused:
     
  2. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

  3. ... I'd buy it, as long as it was produced, or at least had SOME affiliaition with Iron Maiden or Dimmu Borgir.
     
  4. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    Ooh! PLEASE, PLEASE let it feature the special guest...K.I.T.!!!
     
  5. Apparantly he'll be calling himself "Hassel The Hof" ...
    Again, I'm not kidding ...
     
  6. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    Oh yeah that would be great knight rider owned!
     
  7. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    I predict this will be a chart topper in Germany.
     
  8. geeyza

    geeyza

    Apr 6, 2004
    boozer
    who is singing the ole rap?dave?flippin ell!!!!!!!
     
  9. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
  10. SoComSurfing

    SoComSurfing Mercedes Benz Superdome. S 127. R 22. S 12-13.

    Feb 15, 2002
    Mobile, Al
    If Gary Coleman gives it the thumbs up, it can't be bad! :D
     
  11. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    Now will david put hydrolics on his pontiac?
     
  12. Maybe Gary Coleman will be the Assistant Rapper™.

    -M
     
  13. No, he'll use G.A.S. filled struts.
     
  14. David Hasselhoff is so full of himself it makes me sick. When the berlin wall fell, he HAD to be there to sing and call attention to himself. Now he's suddenly a rapper? *** does HE know about 'the hood'? OMG IM GOING MAD
     
  15. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    Where are the sources on this info? I'd give the album a listen.
     
  16. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    This is a sad day for the Shattners. William always thought that he'd be Crap Music's lone immortal.
     
  17. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    strawberry fields forever Capt. Kirk!

    edit: actually, that Lenoard Nemoy song about the Hobbit made me curl up and cry under my desk, so I'm giving him the win. Followed by Shattner, Hasselhoff, and maybe Red Sovine. If Hasselhoff actually is doing this though, he could move into 1st place.
     
  18. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    ...which confirms Norm McDonald's theory:

    Germans Love David Hasselhoff. :rolleyes: