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Guys how would you feel if Men evolved to no longer having nipples ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Mar 5, 2008.


  1. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Guys how would you feel if Men evolved to no longer having nipples ? I just cant picture it myself.
     
  2. I'd probably feel dead because it won't be for awhile.

    Other than that, no more purple nurples!
     
  3. bassaficionado6

    bassaficionado6 Something about gumption

    Jan 7, 2008
    Napa, CA
    Well, the only thing they've done for me so far is stick out at the most awkward of times.

    :D
     
  4. Illbay

    Illbay

    Jan 15, 2008
    Houston, Texas
    Less sensitive to coarse T-shirt material, I suppose.

    With respect, "big deal." Everyone's seen a "Ken" doll.
     
  5. fatbassjazzer

    fatbassjazzer

    Feb 27, 2004
    ATL
    well unfortunately the develop before the sex organs do from what I've been told. but yeah, they are useless and lame.
     
  6. RedemptionBass

    RedemptionBass

    Dec 12, 2007
    Crystal Lake, IL
    Head (and only) Honcho at Redemption Bass
    But then what would all the trendy-cool dudes pierce that could accentuate their freshly shaven chest?
     
  7. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    Slow night, Major Metal????????????????????????????? :eyebrow::eyebrow:
     
  8. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Then how would I know when it was really cold?
     
  9. Valerus

    Valerus

    Aug 4, 2005
    Austin, Texas
    Weird.
     
  10. smperry

    smperry Administrator Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Bay Area, CA
    Oh I'm crying from laughing.

    Best MM question evah!!!!!!!

    M
     
  11. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    :hyper::bassist::hyper::bassist:
     
  12. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    yeah.. i agree!!

    LOL

    :D
     
  13. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 19, 2007
    Chicago
    Bingo!:D
     
  14. Yngwie 4String

    Yngwie 4String Banned

    May 3, 2007
    Auburn Nebraska
    thats what breastforms are for!
     
  15. Diggler

    Diggler

    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA
  16. Horny Toad

    Horny Toad Guest

    Mar 4, 2005
    NJ

    Allow me.....

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    :D
     
  17. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    that's not how evolution works. :meh:

    guys without nipples have to have a decided survival and reproductive advantage over the guys who do... and they don't.

    man-nips are here to stay.
     
  18. clarifixer

    clarifixer

    Jan 22, 2008
    Powell, Ohio
    Reminds me of the old country adage: "Useless as boobies on a boar"...
     
  19. Barkless Dog

    Barkless Dog Barkless to a point

    Jan 19, 2007
    I have a friend who has nine nipples, so he IS the next step in God's Creationist theory?
     
  20. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    No more scrapes on the bottom of a swimming pool.
     

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