Had my first talkbasser dream (sorry Smash)

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Matt Till, Nov 20, 2005.

  1. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I feel creepy.

    I've really wanted to go up to Canada for a long time, and I only know one Canadian, Smash. So I'm in Canada, and I roll by and know his address for some reason. He lives in the worlds tiniest apartment aparently. I get there, he's not there... so I come in and he follows me in and we do the meet and greet, chill for a bit... then two other people show up claiming to be from Talkbass. They tell me their usernames, and I'm like "uhh, ohhh yeaaah"... n00bs with no avatars... gawd. ;)

    Anyways we realized there were enough people there to jam. So we head to Smash's enormous jam room that is hooked to his small apartment... some kind of abandoned factory. It ends up, after a few lineup changes, me on bass, Smash on drums, n00bs on guitar. We work out this sweet doomy jam, but the guitarists keep screwing up. So we take a break, and I meet Smash's girlfriend... and for some reason she decides to make a ring for me. She asks my ring size (9 for anyone who is curious) and she proceeds to make me a ring out of silver in a mold she for some reason has. It was very nice of her. Then I woke up.

    At least I didn't have a dream that I tried to steal your woman away Smash. I still feel weird/nerdy as hell having a TB related dream. Considering I've been on here 5 years and this is my first... I'd say I did pretty good.

    I'm pretty sure Smash had me play through a Sunn rig... tone of the gods.
  2. wow, thats.... well.. weird.
  3. Oysterman


    Mar 30, 2000
    I have had many bizarre dreams but none about this place. I guess you win.
  4. XavierG

    XavierG In Memoriam

    Not very nice of you to leave me out of a Vancouver TalkBass reunion.
  5. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    you must've been one of the noobs. :p
  6. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    That's my guess... 2,918 posts?! n00b!!! lolz

    Maybe you were the bassist who couldn't keep time so we moved him to guitar. :bag:
  7. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    Cmon Matt...we all know your first TB'er dream involved Gia, three koalas, a packet of chips, and six litre's of Tang.
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    It's funny, I always feel guilty dreaming about people... I have to tell them. Including this one time I told a girl (who was a friend) that I had a sex dream about her...

    maybe that's why she's a lesbian. :D
  9. Im gonna get one of those avatars next payday.

    Smash is a cool fellow on TB, i bet even in dream it was awesome to jam with him.
  10. I'm just glad it wasn't me.
  11. nateo

    nateo Schubie Fan #1

    Mar 2, 2003
    Ottawa, Ontario
    I've only had my pinky fitted (yay for professional rings) and it's a 10.5. But then, I've got what the doctors call "meat hooks" for hands.

  12. thats strange, 2 nights ago i had a dream about NJL. It was freakin weird.

    a bus went by me and it had NJL beside the route number, and i was like, maybe its that dude from TB, and i followed the bus, which pulled up right beside my house. It turns out NJL lived just down the road from me. We talked a bit and i met his dog. Had a BBQ, and then i woke up. I was freaked out all day.

  13. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I had this dream about cheezewiz once.

    I kicked his ass.
  14. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    Obviously a dream :D
  15. say no to drugs... ! :D
  16. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I'd say if you are talking to drugs... you've got bigger problems. ;)
  17. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    I suggest an immediate appointment with a psychiatrist.
    Glocks and Rotties can kill you in dreams.
  18. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Thsi may sound Stupid, Matt, but was SMASH wearing short
    pants or the new long ones that he bought to go with the
    new car?
  19. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    I believe SMASH likes short shorts.
  20. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Damn, now this is the dream you should tell us about