I call the Local Guitar center and ask them "Do you have the Schecter Stiletto (or insert dream bass here)" And they're like "YEAH" And I say "Does it work" and they're like, "Um.. Yeah" and I go "Well how much do you pay it an hour?" I'm such a nerd.
I actually laughed at this. I'm not sure if that's good, because I'd probably laugh at anything at the moment...