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Haiku Error Messages

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by syciprider, Mar 7, 2008.


  1. syciprider

    syciprider Banned

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    The Web site you seek
    Cannot be located, but
    Countless more exist.

    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.

    Program aborting:
    Close all that you have worked on.
    You ask far too much.

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.

    Yesterday it worked.
    Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that.

    Your file was so big.
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.

    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
    The network is down.

    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.

    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.

    You step in the stream,
    But the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.

    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.

    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
     
  2. Dude, woah.
     
  3. 4Mal

    4Mal Supporting Member

    Jun 2, 2002
    Columbia River Gorge
    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.


    sweet!
     
  4. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Beautiful!
     
  5. GregC

    GregC Johnny and Joe Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 19, 2007
    Chicago
    These are awesome.:D My favorite after the "simple stone" one:

    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
     
  6. Enemy Ears are listening (Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Google)
     
  7. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    this is my favorite:


    Your file was so big.
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
     
  8. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    I just came up with this one:



    Ubiquitous Windows
    Why can't you be more stable?
    Apples never crash






    Yes, I've been having a hard time with my computer in the past few days...
     
  9. My apple crashed. Hard Drive took a nose dive on me. That being said, apples are known for their software stability, not hardware stability. Gotta get money for a new HD now.

    I must also point out that some of those go over the syllable limit on some lines.

    lowsound
     
  10. Your report is gone
    Go ahead and click "OK"
    Even though it's not
     
  11. Objection....Speculation
     
  12. Windows will not boot.
    what the heck is the problem
    I can't stand this crap.

    :smug:
     
  13. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    Objection - six syllables in first line.
     
  14. Not an error message but this is my favourite haiku:

    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they dont make sence.
    Refrigerator.
     
  15. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois


    DAMN!!! You're right. :mad:


    I even counted it out on my fingers while saying the words out loud and still effed it up. :rollno:
     
  16. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    Mac users are smug
    They often diss a PC
    But count they cannot

    :p
     
  17. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    My favorite used to be in my sig:

    Cats taste like chicken?
    Mine just taste like fur. Was I...
    supposed to peel them?
     

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