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Haiku hoedown

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jeff_bass28, Dec 27, 2006.


  1. jeff_bass28

    jeff_bass28 Guest

    Mar 21, 2006
    Ok, ever since seeing Bard2dbone's haiku in the "exotic foods" thread, I've had these darn things stuck in my head.

    5 syllables in the first line
    7 in the second
    5 in the last line.

    Lets hear 'em!
     
  2. jeff_bass28

    jeff_bass28 Guest

    Mar 21, 2006
    I once owned a dog.
    As a kid, let him run free.
    Then a car came. Splat.


    Christmas is over.
    Wrapping paper scraps thrown out;
    Have you seen my keys?
    (they don't have to be good! :p )
     
  3. hello i am bass
    i make your house rumble and
    your wife yell at you
     
  4. My personal favorite...

    Twin islands rising
    in a sliding Spandex sea.
    Land ho, camel toe!


    :D
     
  5. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    Haikus are stupid
    They are a big waste of time
    Only jerks write them









    :D
     
  6. Browsing through /wg/
    I found the unexpected
    A haiku desktop

    "Hello I am your
    Haiku wallpaper (& I
    Love you very much"
     
  7. Don't get me started
    Once I start, I can not stop
    Writing these short poems.

    Mike
     
  8. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    This is getting old.
    If you can't mind your language,
    your ban will be long.
     
  9. Two men walk into
    A bar that does not sell beer.
    Soda all night long!

    Mike
     
  10. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Band practice canceled
    Guitarist has bronchitis
    Bass Player is sad.
     
  11. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Too many basses
    So many styles are out there
    Real men play Fenders
     
  12. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Bass players love bass
    Use bass words playing scrabble
    Is "piz" a real word?

    Is "piz" a real word?
    Go ask a double bass guy.
    I play electric.

    I'm the haiku Stones
    Start me up I'll never stop
    I could go all day
     
  13. Real men play fretless
    Not bossed around by small wires
    Oops, some microtones
     
  14. Haikus hurt only
    I cannot find joy without
    Heroic couplets
     
  15. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    I want more Elricks
    But my wife would castrate me
    Soon I'll be nutless
     
  16. Bryan resists not
    The allure of a new bass
    My funds help me to
     
  17. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Her castrating you-
    She has vested interest
    Your boys should be safe
     
  18. Bryan R. Tyler

    Bryan R. Tyler TalkBass: Usurping My Practice Time Since 2002 Staff Member Administrator Gold Supporting Member

    May 3, 2002
    Connecticut
    I'm still in danger
    Spike still works without the twins
    Good thing I've got four
     
  19. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    :eek:(LOL at four!)

    It's good to have spares
    Things like tires and guitar strings
    Spare testes are rare!
     
  20. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Now, no more haikus
    I must get some work done now
    Must log off Talkbass
     

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