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Haloween costumes!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Davidoc, Oct 26, 2005.

  1. I'm in big trouble. Haloween is next monday, and there will be many haloween parties this upcoming weekend. I am however, without a costume of any type, and time is running out. I now turn to the TB community for help... Does anyone have any ideas for a simple/cheap costume that's at least somewhat tasteful? I'm open to suggestions! :)
  2. I'll repeat my last suggestion from another thread:

    Boots, jeans and a flannel shirt. When asked who you are, reply "Lou Diamond Phillips, dumbass" in the most condescending tone you have.

    We used to throw some big (100-400 people, depending on location) parties for Halloween in college. I've seen some reall whacked-out sh*t. Of the costumes I can recall:

    Tornado: black sweatsuit with Micro-Machines and small trees super-glued on strings to outfit.

    Toilet: self-explanatory

    Sperm: ditto

    Catholic School Girl: only funny if you're a dude

    Satan the Pooh: some guy in a bear costume with a pentagram t-shirt

    Pimp Bot: from Conan

    Any intangible concept: like long division, for example

    The rest fall mostly into the "less than taseful" category

  3. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    buy a skeleton suit. wear everything but the mask, gloves, foot coverings

    get a light gray zip up hoody. leave it unzipped.

    you are now donnie darko from the halloween party
  4. I'm gonna be a stoner. Or Tyrone Biggums. What are the "typical" stoner clothes?
  5. jade


    Mar 8, 2002
    Dress up in drag. Just find a girl that's willing to lend you some clothes and do your makeup and you're set!
  6. you can borrow sum of my clothes, comes with burn marks and natural "herbal" perfume.
  7. Drag eh.... hmmmm... :)
  8. Planet Boulder

    Planet Boulder Hey, this is a private residence...man

    Nov 10, 2001
    6,482 feet above sea level
    I once had impure thoughts. Oh, and I pluck my ear hair.
    This was me last year (and I'll be the same thing this year)...