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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris !!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DaveDeVille, Mar 11, 2009.


  1. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

  2. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    69???

    I thought he was 45...
     
  3. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    " On his birthday ,
    Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun
    ..."

    :D
     
  4. Some boys can pee their name into the snow....
    ChuckNorris does it in solid concrete
     
  5. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    maybe for his birthday, i'll unban chuck, and let him post.


    nah. :hyper:
     
  6. When Chuck Norris has a bath he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
     
  7. Holy War

    Holy War

    Sep 18, 2008
    VA Beach
    Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter
     
  8. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
     
  9. machine gewehr

    machine gewehr

    Sep 17, 2005
    Istanbul
    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up,he's pushing the Earth down.

    Long Life to you Mr. Norris! :bassist:
     
  10. sarcastro83

    sarcastro83

    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    Chuck Norris is currently in the midst of taking action against NBC for using the title "Law and Order" because those are the names of Chuck's left and right legs.
     
  11. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Happy birthday Chuck, good thing it isn't anyone else's birthday today, because this person would fail in comparison.
     
  12. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

  13. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
  14. sarcastro83

    sarcastro83

    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    OhSnap.
     
  15. excane

    excane Banned

    Aug 23, 2005
    New York, NY
    tehot.
     
  16. RWP

    RWP

    Jul 1, 2006
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
     
  17. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    ... " OP - not so subtle " ?? :eek:
    :ninja:

    :D
     
  18. ahkiatt

    ahkiatt

    Sep 30, 2006
    Singapore
    WIN.
     
  19. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Here's another one. From the gamer thread.

    AND one more a few weeks ago.

    I don't know. Do you think he's trying to tell us something?
    :ninja::D
     
  20. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    . <---- (maki, this means bump and subscribe) :spit:
     

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