Happy Canada Day!

Depending on the weather, I shall be wearing our flag as a cape today and drinking beer. Happy Canada Day everyone!

 

Lets go Seal Clubbing to celebrate!





Disclaimer: I don't endorse seal clubbing or any other Canadian pastime.

 

I don't want a wet flag smothering me all day long. Hopefully it doesn't rain here.

 

AND HERE I AM!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA, I'LL SEE IF I CAN CLUB SOME EXTRA SPECIAL SEALS TODAY!

Seriously though, I'll be celebrating hardcore, obviously.

 

I'm not Canadian, but in honor of Canada day I will drink La Fin Du Monde. Yay Canada.

 

In honor of Canada Day I shall drink maple syrup, build a snow fort, and club a hundred thousand seals before I go ice fishing. But before I do all that I have to drink all 1.75 liters of this:

 

Please, not the bagged milk thing again!!

To those of us who are gigging today/tonite, hope your weather is good and you all have fun I got two gigs today: playing Gimli, Manitoba this afternoon (home of CROWN ROYAL!!!) and then the Osborne Villiage street festival here in Winnipeg. Might rain for me tonite though....

 

Happy C-eh-N-eh-D-eh D'eh!!

 

Where exactly is Canada? (just kidding!)

 

oh canada. land of Rush and Celine Dion.

 

To celebrate I'm going to do absolutely nothing.

 

Happy Canada Day to our Canadian TB'ers.

 

Oh Canada, our home's on Native land...

 

True patriot love in all thy sons command...

 

We should build a giant bass out of ice to celebrate!

 

Blame Canada!


In other words:

Happy Birthday you America lite!