Well I reckon that if every Irishman's¹ favourite Englishman² gets so much attention it's about time that every Englishman's favourite dragon-slaying Turk got in on the act as well. Treat yourself to a pint of warm foamy beer today, and if you don't like the sound of that, try four or five. Chris. ¹ That'll be the original gender-inclusive version for the PCers. ² St. Patrick, in case anyone isn't keeping up (and for the pedants, no, Cumbria isn't in Wales).