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Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by D McCartney, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. D McCartney

    D McCartney crosswind downwind bass

    Aug 1, 2005
    Tacoma WA
    You did hear about the Israeli couple who moved to Ireland? They converted to Protestant and began making Orange Jews.
  2. The Three Beers

    An Irishman moves into a tiny village in County Kerry,
    walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers.

    The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man
    three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table,

    An hour later, the man has finished the three beers
    and orders three more.

    This happens yet again. The next evening the man
    again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several

    Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who
    Orders Three Beers."

    Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the
    subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry,
    but folks around here are wondering why you always
    order three beers?"

    "T'is odd, tisn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have
    two brothers, and one went to America, and the other
    to Australia. We promised each other that we would
    always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a
    way of keeping up the family bond."

    The bartender and the whole town were pleased with
    this answer, and soon the "Man Who Orders Three Beers"
    became a local celebrity and source of pride to the
    village, even to the extent that out-of-towner's would
    come to watch him drink.

    Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two

    The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This
    continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only
    two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are
    offered for the soul of one of the brothers.

    The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks
    around here, me first of all, want to offer
    condolences to you for the death of your brother. You
    know-the two beers and all...."

    The man ponders this for a moment, then replies,
    "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are
    alive and well. It's just that I, myself, have
    decided to give up drinking for Lent."

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