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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Ty McNeely, Dec 9, 2004.

  1. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    So yeah....college rocks. Visual evidence to follow shortly.

    Background info:

    First of all, I'm a CL here at Baylor. CL's, for those of you not familiar with the term, are basically glorified RA's. By the term "glorified," I mean that we're infinitely better than they are. Most RA's are just for rule-enforcement purposes---we're actually here to help build community among the guys, hence the name "Community Leader," or CL.

    Second, I spent the majority of yesterday studying with my girlfriend at her house. After we studied, we went to eat dinner with my parents, then went back to my room.

    I left my room at 1:30 p.m. slightly disorganized....I return at 8:00 p.m. to find this:


    Newspaper. Floor to ceiling. Wall to wall. In my closet, in my room, under my bed, ON my bed, UNDER my sheets, in my pillows, in my drawers (the wooden AND the cotton kind), in my bathroom, in my shower, in my toilet, in my sink, in my FRIDGE....yeah. Everywhere.

    Turns out about 10 or 12 guys spent 3 1/2 hours packing my room with approximately 270 pounds of newspaper they had collected over the course of the past 3 weeks.

    It actually turned out to be a pretty cool thing though---about 60 people showed up to help me clean it up. Me and 3 other guys shoved it into the halls, then the rest of them hauled either up to the 4th floor (there were numerous reports that THEY wanted it all :D ) and some of them took it downstairs. But wait....this isn't just ANY old dorm. This is an HONORS dorm. So what do they decide to do? Why, pile it at the bottom of the stairs and jump off the railings into it!! OF COURSE! What else....pictures to follow.

    SO yeah....here's a few more pictures displaying the insanity.

    Here's me in a rather---fairyish position. I'm using my legs to try and force that massive mound of paper into the hall, so its hard to keep my balance. That **** is heavy!


    "Hey! Foley's is having a sale!"

    The River of News


    SO yeah---there's one of a boy-genious diving into it. You can't really tell from the picture, but he's jumping from about 2 1/2 stories.

    All I have to say after all of this??

    Wait until you see pictures of the revenge:smug:
  2. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Aluminum foil all over everything in their rooms.

    Duct tape their doors shut

    Phone book barricades.

    Brick wall in front of their door.

    Pink paint.

    Live animals

    Thousands of cups of water in their room.

    Move all of their furniture into the commons bathroom.

    A room full of gay porn.

    Here are some pictures of some decent ones:
  3. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Hehehe....I thought to myself..."wow, Ty looks like a gay dude". :)

    Revenge? How about folding in half some ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant and placing them under the rubber feet of the toilet seat. When the next person has a seat, they pop and spray ketchup all over the persons butt and clothes. The first instinct is to reach down to feel what it is, and then they get their hand covered in ketchup thinking "OMG, I'm bleeding...but it doesn't hurt".

    Is a man in a more vulnerable position than sitting on a toilet seat with his pants around his ankles with ketchup all over his hands, butt and pants????? :D

  4. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    It would have to be a remote controlled stereo so you can finish filling the room with cups before you turn it on and leave.

    If you want to be a real dick, work for a combo knockout.

    Pink paint
    Gay porn over that
    Floor covered with cups of water
    Really loud N'sync
  5. Ty McNeely

    Ty McNeely

    Mar 27, 2000
    The greatest thing about all of this??

    I will be here for THREE FULL DAYS with NOTHING TO DO after they leave, and then I will be here for FIVE FULL DAYS with NOTHING TO DO before they get back!

    I have one guy in particular that I'm going to do EVERY SINGLE PRANK THAT I CAN THINK OF to.

    So far, I'm going to
    1. Disassemble his bed, saran wrap each individual part, and put the nuts and bolts in random places in his room.
    2. Take his desk apart, rearrange and tinfoil everything in his drawers and on his desk.
    3. Tinfoil everything in his room, including anything and everything in any drawer, closet, and nook that I can find.
    4. Cups of water EVERYWHERE. In his closet, in his bathroom, surrounding his desk, on his shelves, even on his disassembled bed.
    5. Take pens, pencils, and every small object I can find and tape it to the ceiling. If it can be taped to the ceiling, it will be. I was going to try and tape his entire mattress to the ceiling, but I couldn't come up with a way to do it without using duct tape, and since I'm a CL I can't really destroy things.
    6. He's a HARDCORE Bush-lover, so I'm going to have a friend photoshop his face onto John Edwards body in one of the Edwards-Kerry are gay things you can find all over the internet. He will have a lovely new wallpaper and ceiling decorations when he returns.
    7. Turn his dresser upside down and put it in the bathroom.
    8. There will be more I'm sure, but the last thing I'm going to do---get a piece of heavy plastic or canvas (something similar to a tarp) that is about 2 ft x 2 ft and put it on his desk. On this plastic, I'm going to bring in some dirt and make a pretty little pile right on his desk, and in the middle of it I'm going to plant a single flower that I dig up from somewhere outside. I'm thinking poison ivy might be a good choice, but I don't know for sure yet. :D
    What else guys? Just keep in mind that I can't destroy anything---as much as I would like to :D
  6. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    My drummer had this happen to him 2 minutes before a show at a high school in Lousiana. He was pissed. I was pissed. This is not a cool prank unless you're sure your target recieves it - if it turns out to be someone random, that makes you an a$$.
  7. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    I can assure you as someone who's met Ty in person that he always looks like that.


    brad cook
  8. McHack


    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    Hehe, I had some co-workers do this to both of my cars when I was in the USAF... On my last day of work, prior to leaving for new orders....
  9. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    That is true. I wouldn't advise doing it in a public restroom, but in the bathroom of the room of the guys who did this......you can be sure it will reach it's intended target.

  10. Wow... that newspaper thing makes all the toilet papering, doorknob abusing, water can door leaning, couch moving, saran wrapping, snow making things I did in rez look pretty amateur. I'm very impressed! Cool pics too.
  11. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    HAH! That is awesome. I got a good laugh out of those pictures.

    We broke into one of my buddies apartment one time and TPed the whole thing. He was the only one of us that didn't have a house to wrap, so we wrapped the inside! That was some funny trash.

    Are the floors tiled? I highly suggest covering every inch of it with Vaseline.

    Not sure about that whole Bush thing - I'd leave that alone. Being a Bush supporter is it's own punishment; I can only imagine what suffering you'd bring on him by exploiting that angle. :D
  12. jazzbo


    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    Ty, you are one scrawny dude.
  13. jazzbo


    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    Hey Benjamin, I'm down at Amoeba once a week. When do you work? I'll stop by.


    Jun 1, 2003
    Orlando, FL
    hah! we had some guys put barrells full of water in front of our doors (which open inward) so a few of our rooms got flooded nicely. good times man, good times.
  15. Or karo syrup with bb's in it. the bb's stick to your feet. Course, only works well if they're barefoot at the time.
  16. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    If he has his own bathroom, maybe placing some saran wrap on the toilet seat? Under the seat, but over the bowl. If it's done well, they won't notice until they find out they are pissing onto the floor.

  17. Does he have a stereo? Be sure and jam that Menudo as loud as possible.
  18. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Or you could pour some gelatin into his toilet bowl. I don't know though...that one might get you into trouble.

    brad cook
  19. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    Hide the remote control?

    Tell him you dropped something of his in the toilet, and he has to figure out what it was?

    Place an ad for something he owns in the local paper at a ridiculously low price?

  20. DirtDog


    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North