Has anyone ever spit in your face ?

never.
You? Are you having trouble with someone?

 

Nope.

 

not yet.


Hopefully it will never happen.

 

Had an ex do it...suprised me so much I almost crapped in my pants. Decided that being in a different location was a wise move.

 

My little brother spit in my face once many years ago. I'm not a violent person at all, but before I could even think I hauled off and punched him in the jaw.

 

At least she didn't try what mine did.

Thankfully unsuccessful, for my future childrens sake.

 

Nah. I'm pretty laid back, plus I'm 6'5", so they'd have to be both accurate and feeling lucky.

 

same but it was my older brother. it was the same year my older brother stopped trying to pick a fight with me.

 

My moron brother does it regularly.

 

Yes. It didn't go over well.

 

Once.

May God have mercy on his soul.

 

It has happened once.

The guy did that thing where you pretend to spit in someones face but suck it back at the end so that it seems like they spat at you but they dont. Well, he messed it up. Really didnt like the guy either, last year of high school, in the common room. It is the only time I have broken a table.

 

Usually stick to chairs?

 

Aye, but chairs are usually unintentional, just tend to be my fat arse + leaning back on them.

 

If I had something in my mouth when I read that, it would be all over the screen.

 

Nope.



So,,,,,how does one go about getting spat at?

I mean, unless you have a little brother or it's a joke gone wrong, normal people just don't go around spitting in each others faces. Something must have happen to inflict this level of ignominy.


Or, are we talking about an accidental loss of motor functions of the salivary glands?

 

I was once at a party with drunk guy that was dead on his feet and trying to pick a fight with me. He was passing out and we were helping him to a couch when he spit in my face. It took everythin gin me not to pound him. But, he was helpless. So, I cleaned up and let it be.