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Has Anyone Worked for the KGB?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by JanusZarate, Dec 7, 2006.


  1. JanusZarate

    JanusZarate Low End Avenger Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 21, 2006
    Petaluma, CA, USA
    In light of recent events, you knew this thread was inevitable!

    Russians, Communists, Socialists, and lab rats are encouraged to be honest. ;)

    We're also offering a package special on political asylum and diplomatic immunity - you can get both for the low low price of turning yourself in! PM for details :D
     
  2. RareBear

    RareBear

    Oct 30, 2006
    Nyet on the KGB. But I am a bit of a "pinko".
     
  3. AuG

    AuG

    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    I think Kserg was in the KGB. :meh: Where is that commie when you need him? I've got a job lined up and he doesn't call or email....:smug:
     
  4. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    There should be a poll with this thread.

    bc
     
  5. jerryjg

    jerryjg

    Aug 20, 2006
    uhhh. im not divulging that inforamtion, but uhhhh i feel bad. Like I got a dose of plutonium or something! uhhhh I'm feeling radioactive!!
     
  6. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    Polonium, not Plutonium.
     
  7. westland

    westland

    Oct 8, 2004
    Hong Kong
    Polo, Pluto ... what's the difference ... but seriously :D :D :D ... I'm finding that I no longer need a flashlight to find the bathroom at night ... I just follow the glowing wand. :help:
     
  8. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    In that case, Dosvidanya, Comrade. :D
     
  9. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    When I was a kid, I liked spies better than super heroes, and read all of LeCarre's books. I thought the Russian spies were the coolest. I had a toy rat named "Piotr" that was a Russian spy in my play imagination. That was when I was maybe 7 to 10 years old.

    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
     
  10. You should be very-fuggin-happy, you all haven't had to live under communist government.
    That is not funny at all.
     
  11. arbitrary

    arbitrary Supporting Member

    Oct 24, 2005
    Boston, MA
    hehehe....yeah...jerks...what he said

    I'm sure living under a communist gvt is not a good time, but not having a sense of humor would be worse (for me at least).
     
  12. It's not like i don't have any sense of humor, cause living under that system without any sense of humor would be lethal.
    But speaking of living under it as 'not good' is like calling an elephant 'a minor mammal'.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Book_of_Communism
    If you want, if you have time - read this book.
    And then laugh :)
     
  13. BullHorn

    BullHorn

    Nov 23, 2006
    Israel
    I worked for the KGB till I was 3 years old, then I moved out of Belarus to the Middle East. :p
     
  14. shooter_mi

    shooter_mi

    Sep 29, 2005
    Maine
    Great story. This post makes the thread worthwhile.
     
  15. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    So, what was he in your real imagination?
     
  16. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    I was going to post that kserg was with the Komitet Gozudarsvenoi Bezopasnosti. But then what would he do to me?

    I wonder if I spelled it right. I used to like the spy books too.
     
  17. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    I have not contrary to popular opinion around here ! :D
     
  18. The KGB went out with the USSR, sort of like the NKVD disappeared with Beria. Nowadays it is the FSB. No I haven't, but I have a friend who played cat and mouse with them for pay between 1958 and 1980. And I have an ex-wife who played cat and mouse with them for political reasons for a week in 1978. Great stories and they are lucky to be alive to tell them. Edit: Well my ex-wife is lucky to be alive. My friend is really good.
     
  19. burk48237

    burk48237

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    I think he heard the triggering phrase and he's planting an obsolete suitcase nuke from the 60's at the gate of some Air Force base that got closed by the peace dividend.:D
     
  20. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    A mole. ;)
     

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