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Has Bruce Willis gone Brokeback or just crazy?!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Woodchuck, May 12, 2006.


  1. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    I just found this:

    Bruce Willis and Halle Berry are co-starring in a new big-budget movie called Perfect Stranger. Anyway, these two were supposed to get it on in a steamy sex scene. Well, when its supposed to go down, and Bruce backs out, I heard! Apparently, Bruce didn’t feel that he was able to go through with it, because Halle was “too sexy.” According to lore, Halle did the scene under the covers alone, moaning like a lunatic. Meanwhile Bruce’s voice was inserted on a vocal track and they digitally enhanced the bed.

    "Too sexy"?! Is he mainlining rat turds?!
     
  2. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    I think I speak for everyone when I say:

    WHAT AN IDIOT
     
  3. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    c'mon, chuck, cite your source...

    :D
     
  4. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Yeah, I want to see a source... I am sure they could have found a body double willing to do the scene, as well. Probably would have been much cheaper than all that, too. Maybe even free.
     
  5. Lazylion

    Lazylion Goin ahead on wit my bad self!

    Jan 25, 2006
    Frederick MD USA
    Say it ain't so, Bruce!
     
  6. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Maybe he actually is a racist skinhead pig!

    Cut to scene of him with sandwich board in Harlem in
    Die Hard III.

    Next line applies from Samuel L Jackson:
    'Are you &%$#*&% crazy?'
     
  7. "gone Brokeback"...

    Wow... offensive ftl :(
     
  8. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Maybe he figured Hallie would tell a tabloid if he had an "early release" (which..with ole Hallie rollin' around and moanin, would be a definite possibility!) :)
     
  9. mvw356

    mvw356

    Mar 2, 2006
    Brussels
    yeah bruce whats wrong with you, everyone would jump on an opportunity like that:p
     
  10. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    i thought this was going to be about bruce lindfield.
     
  11. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    :meh:
     
  12. SuperDuck

    SuperDuck

    Sep 26, 2000
    Wisconsin
    I didn't see anything about eBay or iPods? :meh::meh::meh::meh:
     
  13. barebones

    barebones Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Denver, CO

    Oh, c'mon now. I mean, I know it was a lousy movie, but offensive?

    Matt
     
  14. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca

    yeah, what's the verdict, toasted? should we be offended?
     
  15. LOL! Well played :smug:
     
  16. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    I'd tap it.
     
  17. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta (Grant Park!)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Heath Ledger? :bag:

    If the title's offensive, I'll change it. I love offending people, but not here. I love you guys.....in a non Brokeback way of course.
     
  18. This thread delivers.
     
  19. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam


    You are going to need to tell us all about it Cheez.
     
  20. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    "Schwing, Splat, and that was that!"
     

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