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Have you ever crapped yourself on stage?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Danham, Feb 25, 2003.

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  1. Danham

    Danham Guest

    Feb 11, 2003
    Shreveport LA
    Just wondering if anybody has crapped or pissed themselves on stage. Did you keep rocking?:bassist:
  2. not on stage...
  3. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    only twice
  4. Is this a set-up to some hilarious anecdote that you wish to share with us, Danham?
  5. Fortunately it extinguished his flaming crotch. :bawl:
  6. Ed Fuqua

    Ed Fuqua

    Dec 13, 1999
    Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
    This does not speak highly of nor bode well for the outlet for artistic endeavor for the inhabitants of Shreveport, if this is the best you can come up with.
  7. Well, not on stage, but I got hit with a bad case of diarrhea one night about half an hour before show time. The bar only had ONE bathroom, only one toilet in it too....so for twenty minutes I was locked in the can with drunks pounding on the door....Finally got out and went on stage...for the first set all I could think of was "Lord I hope it don't hit me again in mid-song..." I could imagine having to throw the bass down and running off-stage.

    Ain't performing fun?:D
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    That's what I was thinking... well... kinda.
  9. no4mk1


    Feb 21, 2003
    Seattle, WA
    And on the 15th day (after a particularly good plate of Chorizo con huevos) God created Imodium AD, and He saw that it was good.

  10. lneal


    Apr 12, 2002
    Lee County, Alabama
    Yes. :D
  11. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    adult diapers
  12. LiquidMidnight


    Dec 25, 2000
    I remember Elton John, once telling a story about crapping himself on stage. I guess he had the flu.

    Why are we even talking about this anyways? :D
  13. It's your body's way of keeping itself warm.
  14. sweetpea

    sweetpea Guest

    Jun 6, 2002
    S'port, LoUiSiAna
    Carrots, Carrots, Carrots, CARROTS, CARROTS
  15. secretdonkey


    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Man, I'm actually getting a really good laugh outta this, when I thought I'd just be rolling my eyes...

    Thank you Matt, Granny & Ed! :D
  16. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga

    huh huh, he said crap huh huh

    heh heh crrrap! crap crap! heh heh
  17. I remember reading a "Top Ten Wackiest Moments in Jazz" webpage that described how Jaco believed his proudest musical moment was when he hit a low E in front of his four 360s and crapped himself.
  18. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    LMFAO! And I bet he didn't stop laying down the groove, right? :D
  19. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    I keep thinking of "Deliverance" but I don't know why? :confused:
  20. your right it does keep me warm:eek: :D

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