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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Danham, Feb 25, 2003.
Just wondering if anybody has crapped or pissed themselves on stage. Did you keep rocking?
not on stage...
Is this a set-up to some hilarious anecdote that you wish to share with us, Danham?
Fortunately it extinguished his flaming crotch.
This does not speak highly of nor bode well for the outlet for artistic endeavor for the inhabitants of Shreveport, if this is the best you can come up with.
Well, not on stage, but I got hit with a bad case of diarrhea one night about half an hour before show time. The bar only had ONE bathroom, only one toilet in it too....so for twenty minutes I was locked in the can with drunks pounding on the door....Finally got out and went on stage...for the first set all I could think of was "Lord I hope it don't hit me again in mid-song..." I could imagine having to throw the bass down and running off-stage.
Ain't performing fun?
That's what I was thinking... well... kinda.
And on the 15th day (after a particularly good plate of Chorizo con huevos) God created Imodium AD, and He saw that it was good.
I remember Elton John, once telling a story about crapping himself on stage. I guess he had the flu.
Why are we even talking about this anyways?
It's your body's way of keeping itself warm.
Carrots, Carrots, Carrots, CARROTS, CARROTS
Man, I'm actually getting a really good laugh outta this, when I thought I'd just be rolling my eyes...
Thank you Matt, Granny & Ed!
huh huh, he said crap huh huh
heh heh crrrap! crap crap! heh heh
I remember reading a "Top Ten Wackiest Moments in Jazz" webpage that described how Jaco believed his proudest musical moment was when he hit a low E in front of his four 360s and crapped himself.
LMFAO! And I bet he didn't stop laying down the groove, right?
I keep thinking of "Deliverance" but I don't know why?
your right it does keep me warm